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Dear Cigarettes

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Dear Cigarettes, Hey, how’ve you been? I know we haven’t talked in a few years, but I was just thinking about you the other day. I was just kind of reminiscing. We have quite a history, don’t we?

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A Flowchart for How to Break Up With Your Girlfriend

A Flowchart for How to Break Up With Your Girlfriend

Breaking up with your girlfriend can be a difficult and painful experience.  There are a lot of factors to take into consideration.  With that in mind, we decided to create this helpful flowchart so that you can determine the best way to b…

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George Clooney and Sarah Larson Break Up

George Clooney and Sarah Larson Break Up

Once when I was at the zoo, I saw a monkey jerk off into his hand, then run up to a group of female monkeys and wipe his DNA on her face, then quickly run away.  The female monkey didn’t flip out, she just calmly wiped it off her face, smelle…

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