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ATTENTION UNHAPPY MEN: Move to Thailand And Get A Job Slapping Breasts All Day!

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This one goes out to all the post-college men in the audience that are struggling to find some shred of happiness with their lives and desperately want to find a job — possibly even a career — that pays well and makes them happy. Men, d…

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In Memoriam: Snake That Bit Boob Now Bites Dust

Snake Model Bite Breast

On March 10th, just five days ago, we here at Holy Taco ran one of our regular features, Midnight GIFs. As usual, we presented to you four random, silly GIFs for your entertainment. The second GIF that night featured a bleach blond model seductivel…

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Jessica Simpson Checks Lady Humps For Lumps

Jessica Simpson Checks Lady Humps For Lumps

While every month is National Breast Awareness month, May is National Breast Cancer Awareness month, so it’s good to see Jessica Simpson give her teetons a nice, thorough inspection. You can’t be too young to check your heaving set of t…

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