The Future Of Ping Pong Includes Breasts

March 2nd, 2008 | 02:57 pm
The Future Of Ping Pong Includes Breasts

I've never sat down to watch a ping pong match in my entire life. But I've watched this mildly overweight girl play with ping pong balls at least six times, and I'm not ready to turn it off just yet....

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Denise Milani should be ashamed of herself. Her treatment of shirts is deplorable. There are people in Africa (and parts of Central America, according to my dad's National Geographic magazine) who don't even have shirts of their own and there she is totally stretching hers out with both of her...

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