I’ve never sat down to watch a ping pong match in my entire life. But I’ve watched this mildly overweight girl play with ping pong balls at least six times, and I’m not ready to turn it off just yet. Whoever is president of the official Ping Pong Association should take note and make a few rule changes to your pathetic sport. Thanks to GorillaMask.net for the find.
Denise Milani should be ashamed of herself. Her treatment of shirts is deplorable. There are people in Africa (and parts of Central America, according to my dad’s National Geographic magazine) who don’t even have shirts of their own and there she is totally stretching hers out with both of her mammoth shirt-destroying feedbags. What kind of example are we setting for the shirtless Third World when our own celebrities are blatantly treating their shirts with such utter disregard? Now that Darfur is fixed (I assume) can we get the UN or Angelina Jolie or Juggs Magazine on this terrible crisis?
The Golden Globes didn’t happen, so I thought Holy Taco should pick up the slack and give you a golden globe gallery that you’d really want to see. There’s no red carpet pics here, just photos of girls with large breasts. Some are of celebrities and some are just your average everyday breast-next-door. If only Joan Rivers were here to critique them all. See tons more after the jump.
In honor of Mother’s Day, here’s a list of mom’s we wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole. Or a three-inch penis.
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