Why does everyone bother asking the question, "What makes the perfect NFL Quarterback?," when most of us root for a team with an incredibly shitty one? Thus, we decided to ask a more pertinent question, "What makes the Ultimate...
I used to work the register at Mervyn's clothing outlet when I was 17 and this 18 year old dude worked the floor, where he got to talk to chicks and smoke pot in the Boy's undergarments department. Then he quit and I got promoted to the floor,...
The collective shart you heard last night came from the tiny, football-loving town of Green Bay. After smashing his elbow on Nate Jones' helmet, football's Captain America suffered nerve damage in his throwing arm and dislocated his non-throwing shoulder all in one cheesemind-blowing play. The nerve damage caused him to...
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