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7 New Job Ideas for Brad Childress

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Poor Brad Childress. Last year, he was one game away from the Super Bowl. Today, he’s sitting with Wade Phillips in the unemployment line. But I believe that when life gives you lemons, you should chuck those lemons right at life’s head…

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Why Didn’t Brett Favre Send Me D*ck Pics?

posted 11/01/2010
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By John Madden I’m not normally a jealous guy. After all, what more can I ask for? I’m rich, I have a wonderful family, and I spent my life pursuing my passion. Most people dream about being part of the NFL. I lived it. But even so, som…

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Holy Taco Presents…The Ultimate Shitty Quarterback

posted 08/18/2008
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Why does everyone bother asking the question, “What makes the perfect NFL Quarterback?,” when most of us root for a team with an incredibly shitty one? Thus, we decided to ask a more pertinent question, “What makes the Ultimate Sh…

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Brett Favres All Over Aaron Rodgers’s Dreams

posted 07/02/2008
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I used to work the register at Mervyn’s clothing outlet when I was 17 and this 18 year old dude worked the floor, where he got to talk to chicks and smoke pot in the Boy’s undergarments department. Then he quit and I got promoted to t…

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Favre Injures Perfect Elbow, Handsome Shoulder

posted 11/29/2007
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The collective shart you heard last night came from the tiny, football-loving town of Green Bay. After smashing his elbow on Nate Jones’ helmet, football’s Captain America suffered nerve damage in his throwing arm and dislocated his non…

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7 New Job Ideas for Brad Childress

Why Didn’t Brett Favre Send Me D*ck Pics?

Holy Taco Presents…The Ultimate Shitty Quarterback

Brett Favres All Over Aaron Rodgers’s Dreams

Favre Injures Perfect Elbow, Handsome Shoulder

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