July 7th, 2008 | 11:47
You ever hear stories about alcoholics who one day wake up in a pile of their own shit and vomit and something just clicks in their head and they realize “what the hell am I doing?” Well, replace “shit and vomit” with “Brian Austin Green” and I think that’s basically what happened with Megan Fox. Celebedge.com reports:
Megan Fox has sent letters to her business associates announcing she’s called off her engagement to Brian Austin Green. Hopefully she let him know too.
The 22-year-old decided “she’s too young to marry him,” according to a source referenced by Contact Music.
To this day I have no idea how Brian Austin Green landed Megan Fox. I got the same feeling of confusion and disgust when I first looked at them together that I got when I was four and walked in on my parents having doggy style sex. In both cases I cried for several minutes and needed a fruit roll up and a capri sun to calm me down.
I think the big thing here is that Megan must not have understood how hot she was. Hollywood is all about how you look. Hence, if you take the hollywood actress scale of hotness and give megan fox a 9 or so, you can see, she should at least be giving George Clooney HJs. Take a look:
Thanks to reader Dr. Strangepork for alerting me to this article.
Brian Austin Green, megan fox
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