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Levi Johnston’s Rejected Book Titles and Their Covers

Levi Johnston’s Rejected Book Titles and Their Covers

If you weren’t aware that Levi Johnston (the Alaskan bro who impregnated Sarah Palin’s daughter) wrote a book, then we could probably be friends. Regardless of that fact, you’re all aware now so let’s move forward. Johnston&…

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11 People Who Should Be On ‘Dancing with the Stars’

11 People Who Should Be On ‘Dancing with the Stars’

Last night, “Dancing with the Stars” began its 11th season. Let’s put that in perspective. “Seinfeld” ran for nine seasons. “Arrested Development” barley made it three. “Andy Barker, P.I.” only …

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Levi Johnston’s Tax Preparation Doodles

Levi-Johnstons-Tax-Preparation-Doodles

Doodling is a good way to express what you’re thinking and how you’re feeling in a situation.  In the past, we’ve seen doodles from Brad Pitt, Michael Phelps, George Lucas, and even George W.Bush.  We recently came across…

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Justin And Justin: Bristol Palin’s Boyfriend Dumped Her

Justin And Justin: Bristol Palin’s Boyfriend Dumped Her

Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things.  Today Justin Thomas and Justin Halpern had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.    

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9 Truthful Celebrity Autobiographies

9 Truthful Celebrity Autobiographies

Famous people are always writing autobiographies that aren’t really honest. So here are the covers for 9 celebrity autobiographies that we think are a little more truthful.   9. Whoopi Goldberg – Sit Yo’ Ass Down, Bitch  …

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Top Secret Blue Prints For Sarah Palin Robot Revealed!

Top Secret Blue Prints For Sarah Palin Robot Revealed!

Sarah Palin came out of absolutely nowhere.  It’s almost as if she just appeared one day.  So, we did a little journalistic investigating and we uncovered something quite shocking.  She’s a robot built by Karl Rove.  Here’s our pro…

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8 Shocking Celebrity Personalized License Plates

8 Shocking Celebrity Personalized License Plates

Sometimes it’s not enough to just drive a nice car. You have to let the people on the road know what you’re all about, through use of the 7 digits in your license plate. Here’s 8 celebrities that have plates that you may find sho…

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Bristol Palin’s Boyfriend Has Her Name Tattooed

Bristol Palin’s Boyfriend Has Her Name Tattooed

Take a look at the picture above. of the faces being made by Bristol Palin (daughter of V.P. Candidate Sarah Palin) and her boyfriend Levi Johnston. The uncomfortableness on Levi’s face is somewhere between “First porn shoot and being…

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Lindsay Lohan Has Words For Sarah Palin

Lindsay Lohan Has Words For Sarah Palin

This is how you know you might have picked the wrong vice presidential candidate: When Lindsay Lohan is giving words of advice to her and they only sound partially retarded, instead of fully. Usmagazine.com reports: “I think that parents ne…

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