A couple weeks back I had dinner with some friends, who brought along a couple people I had never met before. During this dinner, I made a joke that referenced amputees, and this girl looked at me and said "How...
In fifth grade my teacher announced we were going to have a "bring your dad to school" day, where we'd bring our dads in one day and they'd talk. I went home and told my dad that and he goes "Fine. Tell your teacher tomorrow is "I have...
The above picture is of Britney Spears and her bodyguard, Lee. I think probably the best time to attack someone with a bodyguard is in a pool because a)people move all super slo-mo in pools, and b)I don't give a f*&k how tough you are, if you happen to...
Much like the video game Duck Hunt, being crazy has many, many levels. I'm not sure exactly what level of crazy Britney Spears and Mel Gibson land on, but I'd venture to say the Duck Hunt equivalent is the level where the birds fly around like someone set their asshole...
So, above is a picture of Nascar Enthusiast Britney Spears, taking a quick smoke/asshole-picking break. I can't really go on some rant where I talk about how gross she is and how much of a disgusting mess you have to be to pick your ass while smoking, because if there...
Here's my problem with phone sex: I'm never exactly sure when a dirty question a girl asks is rhetorical or something she actually wants me to answer, so the few times I've tried it, I've ended up killing the mood because she'll say something like "How do you make me...
This is what happens when you go bat shit crazy. People.com reports:
A court granted Britney Spears' father on Monday the power to "sell or dispose of" an undisclosed number of her seven cars, documents show.
Lawyers for Jamie Spears stated that the cost of maintaining the fleet of vehicles was...
Remember when the first USA Dream Team roster was released and we found out that Jordan and Bird were going to be on the same basketball team? Well, this is kind of like that, except replace basketball with being batshit crazy. People.com reports:
Mel Gibson and Britney Spears have...
If you’ve ever thought, “Man, I really like the Smurfs, whore-ish looking women, and terrible music. If only there was a way to combine them,” then I’ve got some exciting news for you. Usmagazine.com reports:
Britney Spears' next music video is pure animation.
In "Break the Ice," an animated Spears works...
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