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Rejected Google Background Images

Rejected Google Background Images

Yesterday, Google introduced a new feature that allows you to customize the background image you see when visiting their homepage.  You know, kind of like Bing, if Bing was something people used.  To celebrate the new feature, Google had a…

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Britney Spears Jury Is Deadlocked. Also, Stupid.

Britney Spears Jury Is Deadlocked.  Also, Stupid.

A couple weeks back I had dinner with some friends, who brought along a couple people I had never met before.  During this dinner, I made a joke that referenced amputees, and this girl looked at me and said “How dare you, my brother was born …

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Britney Spears Shall Eat Paste Once Again

Britney Spears Shall Eat Paste Once Again

In fifth grade my teacher announced we were going to have a “bring your dad to school” day, where we’d bring our dads in one day and they’d talk. I went home and told my dad that and he goes “Fine. Tell your teacher …

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Britney Spears Has A Taste Of Israel

Britney Spears Has A Taste Of Israel

The above picture is of Britney Spears and her bodyguard, Lee. I think probably the best time to attack someone with a bodyguard is in a pool because a)people move all super slo-mo in pools, and b)I don’t give a f*&k how tough you are, i…

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Mel Gibson And Britney Spears Vacation Together

Mel Gibson And Britney Spears Vacation Together

Much like the video game Duck Hunt, being crazy has many, many levels. I’m not sure exactly what level of crazy Britney Spears and Mel Gibson land on, but I’d venture to say the Duck Hunt equivalent is the level where the birds fly arou…

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Britney Spears Smokes and Picks Ass

Britney Spears Smokes and Picks Ass

So, above is a picture of Nascar Enthusiast Britney Spears, taking a quick smoke/asshole-picking break.  I can’t really go on some rant where I talk about how gross she is and how much of a disgusting mess you have to be to pick your ass whil…

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Britney Spears Likes Phone Sex

Britney Spears Likes Phone Sex

Here’s my problem with phone sex: I’m never exactly sure when a dirty question a girl asks is rhetorical or something she actually wants me to answer, so the few times I’ve tried it, I’ve ended up killing the mood because sh…

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Want To Buy Britney’s Car?

Want To Buy Britney’s Car?

This is what happens when you go bat shit crazy. People.com reports: A court granted Britney Spears‘ father on Monday the power to “sell or dispose of” an undisclosed number of her seven cars, documents show. Lawyers for Jamie Sp…

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Mel Gibson And Britney Spears: Perfect Storm Of Crazy

Mel Gibson And Britney Spears: Perfect Storm Of Crazy

Remember when the first USA Dream Team roster was released and we found out that Jordan and Bird were going to be on the same basketball team? Well, this is kind of like that, except replace basketball with being batshit crazy. People.com reports…

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Britney Spears Is A Cartoon

Britney Spears Is A Cartoon

If you’ve ever thought, “Man, I really like the Smurfs, whore-ish looking women, and terrible music. If only there was a way to combine them, then I’ve got some exciting news for you. Usmagazine.com reports: Britney Spears‘…

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Heidi Montag And Britney Spears; Together At Last

Heidi Montag And Britney Spears; Together At Last

Heidi Montag Britney Spears duet – Watch more free videos Okay, so originally this was just the song and the pic of Montag, but I DEFY you to give me an example of a time when adding footage of Gorillas humping doesn’t make things bette…

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