Britney Spears Jury Is Deadlocked. Also, Stupid.

October 19th, 2008 | 10:29 pm
Britney Spears Jury Is Deadlocked.  Also, Stupid.

A couple weeks back I had dinner with some friends, who brought along a couple people I had never met before.  During this dinner, I made a joke that referenced amputees, and this girl looked at me and said "How...

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