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It’s Official: 25% Of Teenage Girls Are Skanky

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If you’re about to have sex with a teenage girl, you may want to go find a Cougar, a MILF, a GILF or possibly even a DILF. According to MSNBC: Researchers at the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found at least one in 4 teena…

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Is Britney Spears A “Piece Of Trash?”

posted 02/05/2008
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So Britney Spears got a restraining order against her friend Sam Lufti. Usmagazine.com, tell us what it said! Lynne Spears says she and Jamie Spears went to Britney’s Beverly Hills home on January 28 after hearing that the singer ‘was …

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Britney Spears Back To The Crazy House

posted 01/30/2008
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Every time Britney Spears tries to leave the hospital, THEY PULL HER BACK IN! Actually, she went willingly, I just wanted to make a Godfather III reference. Yesterday she admitted herself to Cedars-Sinai medical center for being crazy or drunk, o…

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Judge to Britney Spears: No Kids For You!

posted 01/22/2008
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Britney Spears was in court today to try and get “therapeutic visitation rights.” In case you don’t know what those are, it’s essentially saying to the judge, “Hey, I’m way too bat-shit crazy to take care of my …

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