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It’s Official: 25% Of Teenage Girls Are Skanky

It’s Official: 25% Of Teenage Girls Are Skanky

If you’re about to have sex with a teenage girl, you may want to go find a Cougar, a MILF, a GILF or possibly even a DILF. According to MSNBC: Researchers at the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found at least one in 4 teena…

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Is Britney Spears A “Piece Of Trash?”

Is Britney Spears A “Piece Of Trash?”

So Britney Spears got a restraining order against her friend Sam Lufti. Usmagazine.com, tell us what it said! Lynne Spears says she and Jamie Spears went to Britney’s Beverly Hills home on January 28 after hearing that the singer ‘was …

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Britney Spears Back To The Crazy House

Britney Spears Back To The Crazy House

Every time Britney Spears tries to leave the hospital, THEY PULL HER BACK IN! Actually, she went willingly, I just wanted to make a Godfather III reference. Yesterday she admitted herself to Cedars-Sinai medical center for being crazy or drunk, o…

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Judge to Britney Spears: No Kids For You!

Judge to Britney Spears:  No Kids For You!

Britney Spears was in court today to try and get “therapeutic visitation rights.” In case you don’t know what those are, it’s essentially saying to the judge, “Hey, I’m way too bat-shit crazy to take care of my …

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