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How to Remake Die Hard

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I recently read something awful, that they’re planning to make Die Hard 13 (or whatever number, you get the idea) and it’s not even a joke, it’s a real thing. Did you know Bruce Willis will be 64 this year? He might be. I don’t know. But I do kno…

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The Post In Which Holy Taco Makes Fun Of A Baby

posted 09/02/2010
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Remember a few months ago when the internet was a set ablaze by a video and its accompanying news of an Indonesian baby that chain smoked two-packs a day? Well, the latest news on that story is the baby has finally kicked the habit and is no longer …

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Are You a REAL Die Hard Fan?

posted 03/19/2010
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Bruce Willis Should Just Become a Cop At This Point

posted 02/24/2010
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(thanks to our friends at Maxim.com for creating this epic masterpiece.)

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Emma Heming

posted 09/03/2009
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Where You’ve Seen Her: Emma Heming is an extremely hot model who married Bruce Willis earlier in the year. She’s done everything from Victoria’s Secret, to Maxim, to numerous other big name magazines…and McClain…

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