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Five Ridiculous Fast Food Promotions

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The obesity epidemic in the U.S. doesn’t seem like it’s going to get any better any time soon. Part of that is probably because bad food keeps getting more delicious, and the other part is because it’s getting cheaper. Just in time…

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The King is Dead, Long Live The King!: Burger King Retires The King

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  All of us that enjoy commercials that have shred of originality and a dash of creepiness and a large dose of insanity are grieving today, as Burger King as announced that they are officially retiring their mascot The King. Yes, the bearded, …

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Jack and Ronald McDonald Discuss Prop. 19

Jack and Ronald McDonald Discuss Prop. 19

Earlier today, Holy Taco intercepted an AIM conversation between Jack, CEO of Jack in the Box, and Ronald McDonald. The two fast-food titans were discussing California’s Prop. 19, which would legalize a certain amount of marijuana for recreati…

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The Anatomy of a Fast Food Restaurant

The Anatomy of a Fast Food Restaurant

Fast food restaurants are a lot like prostitutes: every thing in them is slimy and filth-ridden, and you’re still going to pay way too much for whatever you get.  Just as with a prostitute, it’s important to investigate the anatomy …

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Where Is Your God Now?

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Fat Tuesday: This Whopper Tastes Like Shit

Fat Tuesday: This Whopper Tastes Like Shit

But there’s a perfectly valid reason for this Whopper’s lack of flava. In honor of it’s 50th birthday, Madame Tussauds in NYC has created a wax version of the classic man-meal. And just because they felt like it, Tussauds also mad…

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