Butt-centric fears used to be prison related. We all once feared breaking the law so harshly that we would be sent to prison and get our rears blasted by scary dudes. Today, those fears have been replaced with the fear of shopping at a retail store…
Japan is commonly known to us in the west as the country that’s most like your little cousin that’s really in to making you think it has ADHD. The phrase “Lost In Translation” seems as though it were specifically created for…
Hey, sometime you’ve just gotta clutch your fingers in to a claw-like position, reach them in you’re the outer anal walls, and give it a rough rubdown. Maybe you’re doing it pull out some undies that got sucked up there aft…
When I was 9 years old I played quarterback for my little league football team. The center was a dirty fat kid named Jeremy and Jeremy always smelled like A. As the quarterback, I had to put the top of my hand directly on his A to receive the…