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The Morning Jolt: Danish Butt Game

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This is how you entertain Europeans. Nice.

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We Live In A World Where A Man Slashes People’s Butts in Retail Stores

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Butt-centric fears used to be prison related. We all once feared breaking the law so harshly that we would be sent to prison and get our rears blasted by scary dudes. Today, those fears have been replaced with the fear of shopping at a retail store…

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25 Things Written on Butts

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We have no idea when or why people started writing on butts, there’s still lots of paper in the world, but oh well. It happens. Look at it

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Kancho: Another Reason To Be Weirded Out By Japan

Kancho: Another Reason To Be Weirded Out By Japan

Japan is commonly known to us in the west as the country that’s most like your little cousin that’s really in to making you think it has ADHD. The phrase “Lost In Translation” seems as though it were specifically created for…

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The Art of Picking Your Butt in Public

The Art of Picking Your Butt in Public

  Hey, sometime you’ve just gotta clutch your fingers in to a claw-like position, reach them in you’re the outer anal walls, and give it a rough rubdown. Maybe you’re doing it pull out some undies that got sucked up there aft…

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Srsly. Ease Off It.

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As Much As You Want To…

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Whatchoo Gonna Do With All That Junk?

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Want To Stop Smelling Like A?

Want To Stop Smelling Like A?

When I was 9 years old  I played quarterback for my little league football team. The center was a dirty fat kid named Jeremy and Jeremy always smelled like A. As the quarterback, I had to put the top of my hand directly on his A to receive the…

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He’s Still a Man, with Man-Needs

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Nothing Like a Hot Chick Close to Your Meat

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Zooey Deschanel Hotness


Female Murderers You’d Probably Go Home With