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What Are Her Panties Saying? (Besides “No”)

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Women say a lot with their underwear. Unfortunately, they say a lot with their mouths, too. KIDDING! Back to the underpants. If you’re not familiar with women’s underwear, this guide is meant to help you out. All of us Holy Taco writers…

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The Inner Monologue of a Preacher Caught Up In a Gay Sex Scandal

The Inner Monologue of a Preacher Caught Up In a Gay Sex Scandal

Bishop Eddie Long Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, Jesus Friggen Christ! Lord Jesus, what do I do now? Oh, God, does this look bad. This looks real bad! This is some Catholic Priest shit, right here. I mean, I can’t believe they’re writing t…

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These Statues (Complete With Viewing Holes) Really Contribute A Lot Artistically To This Wall.

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