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If Autotrader Was Honest

If Autotrader Was Honest

Buying a car online is like ordering a phone book prostitute: you’ll never get what you paid for, and you’ll probably get screwed in the end.  It would be a lot easier to shop for cars online if sites like autotrader.com were honest…

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Who You Should Buy A Gift For

Who You Should Buy A Gift For

You know a lot of people.  It’s hard to determine which of those people you should buy a gift for, and which ones you should just forget about this year.  That’s why we’re providing a sample list of who you should buy a g…

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A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20

A Flowchart to Determine How You Should Spend Your Last $20

Previously on Holy Taco, we’ve used flowcharts to determine if you’ll have sex on a date, what your favorite summer blockbuster movie was, and what will happen at your barbecue.  Now we’ve decided to tackle a tough issue that …

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The Holy Taco Father’s Day Gift Guide

Holy-Taco-Fathers-Day-Gift-Guide

Father’s Day is just around the corner, and if you’re anything like us, you hate trying to find something to give your dad for Father’s Day, because no matter what it is, he looks mildy appreciative of it, and then looks at you sid…

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How To: Buy An HD TV

How To: Buy An HD TV

It seems like a no brainer: You walk into the electronics store at the mall, point at the biggest, flattest, cheapest set you see and plunk down your credit card. That’s fine…if you’re a total idiot. Having the wrong TV can be the…

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