The Supreme Court has ruled that California needs to find a way to do something with about 40,000 prisoners who don’t really fit into California prisons. Ideas so far have included shipping them out of state, using private prisons (who the hell ow…
By Joseph Walbarg, Line Cook
As I rolled out of bed this afternoon and flipped on the tube, I couldn’t help but notice all the news about the election. Watching those smug Republican bastards celebrate was enough to make you puke. And while w…
Earlier today, the Los Angeles area was ROCKED by a magnitude 3.6 earthquake. Alright, maybe rocked is pushing it a bit. For California, a 3.6 is kind of like someone farting at the dinner table. It won’t stop the meal, but i…
If you live in Los Angeles, there’s a good chance that this is what you’re staring at throughout the day, while you’re sitting at home doing "freelance work". Most of Southern California is on fire right now…
This might be my favorite video of all time. Not because it’s a bunch of hokey mega-douches sitting around in a trust circle and saying a bunch of shit that makes my skin crawl. But because it taught me that if I don’t tell anyon…
Last night, I got home, went to CNN.com and found this image accompanying a news report about California’s gay marriages:
Using this image of two grandmas going at it is a surefire way to make everyone (even gays) a little nauseous every ti…