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Get Your McRib On. Literally! (A Caption Contest)

McRib-Shirt

The good people at 80stees.com hooked us up with some McRib tees to celebrate the release of the McRib and the fact we’re pale, decrepit internet comedy writers and we wear food shirts a lot. It’s our thing. But we have extras and that means good…

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The Holy Taco $5 Contest

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It’s been a while since we ran a contest on the site and our philanthropic nature is eating at our innards like a hobo eating at innards. You, who come here every day to enjoy our writing, galleries and our profit-sharing phone sex empire deserve …

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Cornhole Caption Contest: We Have a Winner!

Cornhole Caption Contest: We Have a Winner!

We have a winner in our Cornhole – Throwing Bags in a Hole caption contest. The best comment, as chosen by me (or one of my bosses) is…

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The 10 Best “Who is that Socially Awkward Dude?” Caption Contest Entries

The 10 Best “Who is that Socially Awkward Dude?”  Caption Contest Entries

We spent all last week throwing socially akward photos at you with the promise that the funniest caption would pull in the grand prize of Holy Taco swag and tickets for Dinner for Schmucks.  Well, the dust has settled and here are the highlight…

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Who is That Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest

Who is That Socially Awkward Dude?  Caption Contest

You finally made it, this is the last of our caption contest where we invite you to explain to the world who these three socially awkward types are and what they’re doing with the most hilarious caption you can think of. After today we’…

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Who is That Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest

Who is That Socially Awkward Dude?  Caption Contest

To celebrate not only the release of the new movie Dinner for Schmucks starring Steve Carrel and Paul Rudd, who continue to refuse to make movies with us, we’re running a week long contest for you guys to score some Holy Taco swag and tickets…

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Who is That Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest

Who is That Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest

To celebrate not only the release of the new movie Dinner for Schmucks starring Steve Carrel and Jeff Dunham, who you may have heard is more popular than this website, we’re running a week long contest for you guys to score some Holy Taco swa…

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Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest

Who is that Socially Awkward Dude?  Caption Contest

To celebrate not only the release of the new movie Dinner for Schmucks starring Steve Carrel and Jeff Dunham, who you may have heard is more popular than this website, we’re running a week long contest for you guys to score some Holy Taco swa…

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Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest III

Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest III

Last socially akward photo for the day, post your caption and the winner gets a Holy Taco Prize Pack and tickets to see Dinner for Schmucks

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Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest II

Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest II

Caption this photo for our Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest and win Holy Taco swag and tickets to see Dinner for Schmucks.  Easy!

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Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest

Who is that Socially Awkward Dude? Caption Contest

To celebrate not only the release of the new movie Dinner for Schmucks starring Steve Carrel and Jeff Dunham, who you may have heard is more popular than this website, we’re running a week long contest for you guys to score some Holy Taco swa…

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