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An Ode To Waiting For An Oil Change At The Dealership

Dealership waiting room

Oh, waiting room at the dealership filled with various deadened souls staring blankly at pasty walls as the thick scent of stale coffee hangs in the air. You are what I, and probably most of us, imagine limbo to be. It’s a nether realm between joy a…

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Chick Lambert Hates Ralph Williams

Chick Lambert Hates Ralph Williams

  This is Chick Lambert.  He hates Ralph Williams.  Also, he’s the spokesman in Ralph Williams’ car dealership commercial.  Hilarity, you may now ensue.   Kobe Bryant’s High School Btwn-the-Legs Dunk (Tota…

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