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The Morning Jolt: Holy Taco Driving Academy

The Morning Jolt:  Holy Taco Driving Academy

We were in a hurry. It happens.

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To The A-Holes That Keep Honking In Front of My Apartment

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I’m going to install a .50 cal. turret on my apartment’s no-bigger-than-a-twin-sized-bed balcony and the next motherf*cker that honks for no perceived reason is going to get turned in to one of those many moment that the Mythbusters evaporate solid …

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Meet The Men That Got In To A $3.8 Million Supercar Crash In Japan

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  You know you’re one of life’s true A-holes when a cop surveying the scene of a horrible, multi-car accident on a highway takes one look at the twisted heaps of steel and the shaken men thankful to be alive and, without even a hint of empathy…

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The Morning Jolt – I’m Driving the Placenta-Mobile

The Morning Jolt – I’m Driving the Placenta-Mobile

The best part is how this is presented as an adorable story and not the story of the baby who went face first in Burger King wrappers and road salt on a passenger-side floor mat.

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The Traumatizing Stages of an Emergency Number-Two

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Let’s get really immature here: taking a nice, relaxing number-two in your own home is one of the great small, daily joys in life. In our own homes, around everything that makes us comfortable, that’s where we drop our best deuces. When we’re away …

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Mazda’s New Ad Campaign: “The All New Mazda6: It’s Like The Movie Arachnophobia, But In a Car”

Mazda’s New Ad Campaign: “The All New Mazda6: It’s Like The Movie Arachnophobia, But In a Car”

Remember back when your car used to have simple problems, like oil leaks, busted struts, or transmission break downs? Man, those were the days – the days before people had to worry about hell forged arachnids nesting in fuel tank vents, preying on …

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day

Hand-Powered Windshield Wiper – Watch more Funny Videos Brazilians don’t stand for rain and they will wipe it right off their car if they need to. Right off.

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25 Brokedown Hoopties

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Every year car makers try their best to entire people to spend tens of thousands of dollars on a new model just because it comes with cup holders and an 8-track player. But some bold drivers say “No, I’d rather drive this piece of crap…

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Pondering The Potential Hilarity (and Tragedy) of This Car Getting In To an Accident

Pondering The Potential Hilarity (and Tragedy) of This Car Getting In To an Accident

Is it weird to think that this might be the only conceivable situation where a baby’s death might be hilarious? It would be tragic as all hell. That poor child’s life is drastically cut short by the stupidity of what I assume is its father, but wo…

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How Douchebags Like To Keep You Informed Of Their Douchebaggary On Facebook

How Douchebags Like To Keep You Informed Of Their Douchebaggary On Facebook

Facebook is a great tool for reconnecting with people that you haven’t seen or heard from in years. Sometimes this reconnection is a good thing – the person has matured, they have stayed pretty much the same, and what’s different …

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A Letter To The Guy Navigating His Massive Truck Through A Tiny Parking Lot

A Letter To The Guy Navigating His Massive Truck Through A Tiny Parking Lot

Hey, Guy Navigating His Massive Truck Through A Tiny Parking Lot I’ll bet you have a tiny penis. I know, I know, it’s a common slanderous comment used to put down people that own and operate extremely large vehicles. But it might be tru…

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