Age: 36
Where you’ve seen her: Let’s see here, Carmen Electra has been in Playboy, Baywatch, Singled Out, all those crappy new parody movies, Til Death Do Us Part, Maxim’s Hair Color commercials, some stripper pole-dancing infomercial and…well, you get the idea.
Pointless quote: “I think the dirtier it is, the better it is in the bedroom.”
I always thought, if you banged one musician who wore eye-liner, you pretty much banged them all. Or, at least that’s what my grandfather always used to say towards the end of his life when he got sort of bat shit crazy. But, apparently Carmen Electra never talked to my grandpa. She’s engaged and she’s sporting a new ring. People.com reports:
Third time should be the charm for Carmen Electra – as evidenced by the rockstar-sized ring she was sporting Thursday night.
“It’s a black diamond, perfect for us,” Electra tells PEOPLE. “Different – it’s our style.”
The only thing I know about diamonds I learned in the trailer for the movie Blood Diamond. From the looks of it, the movie was a wacky romantic comedy about Leo Dicaprio hiring the dude from Amistad find him the perfect diamond for his wife and hilarity ensues. Anyway, I guess finding a great diamond is really tough to do because there was a lot of explosions. Either way, there was nothing in the trailer about black diamonds, so they couldn’t be that cool. I think if she really wanted to do something different, she would have gotten a ring like this:
Um, Cosmo honored John Mayer as their “Fun Fearless Man of the Year” last night. And while I don’t like John’s music, I did enjoy his work on the Chappelle Show. So I can see where the “fun” part of the “award” comes in. But “fearless”? I just don’t see it…Wait, nevermind. Why the hell am I even talking about this? It’s the stupidest award I’ve ever heard of in my entire life (and I won the “I Can Put My Feces On Anything” award in first grade. OK, I was in Grad School.) Anywho, Carmen Electra was there and here’s photos of her boobs.
You think just because someone’s elected, they get to be president? No sir, before anybody moves into the White House, they have to pass an entrance exam.
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