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The Inner Monologue of Carrot Top While He’s Performing

Alright, good looking crowd tonight, I like that. Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! In his house at R’lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming!

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5 Models Who Ruined Themselves with Muscles

posted 01/23/2012
by Ian Fortey

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The western world is torn between two extremes right now – extreme good health and not giving a shit. Those of us who don’t give a shit celebrate this with the love of bacon, with Epic Meal Time and with Scotch. Those concerned with health avoid g…

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25 Things More Unsettling Than Carrot Top and His Straight Hair

posted 04/19/2011
by Ian Fortey

25 Things More Unsettling Than Carrot Top and His Straight Hair

Carrot Top is famous. We leave that sentence unqualified and mystifying; it’s a fact and yet it boggles the mind. Moving on from that, Carrot Top is a prop comic known more for his fast-food-peyote-steroid-sci-fi appearance than for whatever the …

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Drunken Argument Friday: Gallagher vs. Carrot Top

posted 03/26/2010
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really stupid things, like who’s worse: Gallagher or Carrot Top? Here’s what it looks like when we do both at the same time: Drunken Argument…

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It’s Not Looking Good for Carrot Top

posted 03/10/2010
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Nelson Mandela Likes To Party

posted 06/25/2008
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Picture courtesy of dlisted Above is a picture from Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday party. I would be willing to bet, right after this picture was taken he leaned over to his wife and whispered “Who the f*&k was that guy?” Wh…

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Jessica Alba Fears Breastfeeding

posted 01/23/2008
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According to usmagazine.com, Jessica Alba is scared of breastfeeding. She says she recently had a dream and “it had to do with breastfeeding which is the only thing I’m paranoid about. More than giving birth.” A dream? What coul…

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The Inner Monologue of Carrot Top While He’s Performing

5 Models Who Ruined Themselves with Muscles

25 Things More Unsettling Than Carrot Top and His Straight Hair

Drunken Argument Friday: Gallagher vs. Carrot Top

It’s Not Looking Good for Carrot Top

Nelson Mandela Likes To Party

Jessica Alba Fears Breastfeeding

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