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25 Cars with Faces

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by Ian Fortey

Your car doesn’t have a face? That’s OK, it’s just inferior.

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25 Solar Powered Gadgets That May or May Not Improve Your Life

posted 07/29/2011
by Ian Fortey

Solar power is the wave of the future in terms of stuff you can power by tossing it on your lawn. And gone are the days of only having solar powered AM/FM visors, now you can get all manner of crap. Some of it’s even cool. Some of it.

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Five Classic Car Commercials For Five Classically Crappy Cars

posted 07/19/2011
by Jim Tews

It’s Tuesday, wich, in our opinion is the perfect day to post this list of five old commercials for some of America’s most poorly stereotyped automobiles.

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Pennsylvania is The New Ninja Capitol of the World

posted 05/05/2011
by Luis Prada

Ninjas are something we all aspire to be. We all want to stalk our human prey while under the cover of night, with our silent footsteps inching us ever closer to our victims. The problem is, most Americas are not ninjas. Most Americans would probab…

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6 Alternatives to Walking, Because Walking Is For Assholes

posted 03/07/2011
by Jim Tews

You ever walk anywhere? It’s horrible, right? It’s like such a waste of energy. We’re a bipedal species, but quite frankly, I’m sick and tired of it. You know who walked everywhere? Neanderthals. Have we not evolved beyond h…

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5 Unintentionally Gay Parts of Everyday Life

posted 06/16/2010
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As man evolves, so too do his sensibilities. His hopes. His dreams. And somewhere in there, things that started out not particularly gay became super gay .

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25 Mutant Cars

posted 04/06/2010
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Finally! Someone figured out how to combine the pricetag of a Lambo with the crappiness of a Pinto.

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Drunken Argument Friday: VW Beetle, or PT Cruiser?

posted 08/07/2009
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like if we would rather drive a Volkswagen Beetle, or a PT Cruiser. Here’s what it sounds like when we do both at the same ti…

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It’s No Longer Our Car; The Birds Have Made It Theirs…

posted 06/04/2009
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What The Car You’re Buying Says About

posted 05/14/2009
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When purchasing a car, you’re looking for something specific. We think it’d be a lot more helpful if car ads were a lot more specific on what you get when you purchase the car.

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