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The Anatomy of a Bikini Carwash

The Anatomy of a Bikini Carwash

High School Cheerleader Fundraising Carwashes are f*cked up.  They look and act exactly like the beginning of a porno, except that all the stars are underage.  Basically, it’s a pedophile’s wet dream come true.  This creat…

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Bikini Car Wash – A Gallery

Bikini-Car-Wash-Gallery

Nothing says summer or desperate high school dance team quite like the bikini car wash, so please enjoy this gallery of dirty girls cleaning dirty cars.  

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