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Would You Rather Bang The T-Mobile Girl Or Punch Her White-Rapper Friend In His Smug Face

Would You Rather Bang The T-Mobile Girl Or Punch Her White-Rapper Friend In His Smug Face

Like most people with a penis (or a vagina that likes other vaginas), I’m helplessly in love with the T-Mobile girl. Just to be clear, I’m talking about the newer girl, Carly Foulkes, not Catherine Zeta Jones. And just to be clearer, wh…

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MILF Monday: Catherine Zeta Jones

MILF Monday: Catherine Zeta Jones

Age: 38 Where you’ve seen her: Catherine Zeta-Jones has been in such hits as High Fidelity, Traffic and Terminal. But the only thing I really ever remember about her is the shot of her ass in the Entrapment trailer (image below.) Is she reall…

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