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Take It From Me, Pope Benedict XVI: Condoms Rule

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Hey everybody, it’s me, Pope Benedict XVI! Make some noise! Or don’t. Whatever. Anyway, I just wanted to shoot the shit with ya’ll for a minute, if I could. So I’ll stop beating around the bush and get right to the point. Ma…

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Vicar “Accidentally” Gets Potato Caught In His Ass

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Honestly, who hasn’t had this happen to them? According to TheSun: A VICAR turned up in agony at a hospital — with a potato stuck in his bottom. The clergyman told stunned casualty nurses he fell backwards on to his kitchen table while…

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