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Dakota Johnson and 21 More Sexy Celebrity Daughters

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Celebs are usually good-looking, and they get to make whoopee with good-looking people and produce other hot people. It’s science, really.

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20 Celebrities With Awful Tattoos: A Photo Tribute

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From Gucci Mane’s ice-cream face to Cheryl Cole’s ass-roses, these celebrity tats should see the business end of a laser gun.

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Rest in Peace, James Rebhorn and Oderus Urungus: A Photo Tribute

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The entertainment world lost two bright stars this weekend. And while their creative output was wildly different, they shared one thing in common: Integrity.

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Six Awful Celebrity Couples That Should Split Up for the Sake of Humanity

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Famous couples that have made the Internet, the silver screen, television and everything else a little less bearable simply by being together. (Warning: There are three different Kardashians on this page.)

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Ellen’s Oscars Selfie: The 12 Greatest Photoshop Parodies

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Ellen DeGeneres’s star-studded selfie during the 2014 Oscars broadcast literally broke the Internet, and inspired some truly hilarious (and terrifying) photoshops. Here are a dozen of our favorites.

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8 Celebrities We Liked Better When They Were Fat

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We loved the fact that there used to be overweight famous people out in the world, and we beg them all to join us back in the land of the normal and pudgy.

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Five Incredible Philip Seymour Hoffman Videos That You Probably Haven’t Seen Before

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Deleted scenes, hilarious outtakes, and more rare footage from one of the greatest character actors of all time. RIP, good sir.

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5 Potential Opponents for George Zimmerman’s Celebrity Boxing Match

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Behold: The most punchable face in the universe.

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6 Reality Shows That Need to Exist

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Reality TV is preposterous. It’s never been real, it’s clearly not going away and it just mocks us all the time. Mocks our apathy, mocks out stupidity, mocks the way we just won’t turn it off. And even if you do turn it off, and I turn it off, 1,…

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The Stories You’ll Hate in 2013

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Well it’s a brand new year and that means brand new stuff is going to happen, right? Wrong. Nothing new has happened since 1990 with the release of U Can’t Touch This which ushered in an era of white kids trying to rap.

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Tweets from Celebrity Pets

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Each and every day on Twitter you can read the thoughts or lack of thoughts of celebrities. We figured it’d be more insightful to check out what the pets of celebrities have to say, since they’re the ones with all the inside info. To the…

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