14 Ladies Who Love Guns

These ladies have no problem taking a long, thick rod in their hands and blowing a man straight to heaven. Oh, and they also like guns.

14. Caprice Bourret
Where you’ve seen her: She was the lingerie model who gained notoriety as the “Wonderbra girl.” So you’ve probably never actually seen her face before.
Proof she likes guns: From an interview with FHM: “I’m a pretty good shot,” she insists. “My ex-boyfriend would drive his pickup while I’d sit in the back and shoot at stuff. I’ve killed a couple of field rabbits in my time….”

13. Laura Prepon
Where you’ve seen her: That 70s Show, Scientology conventions
Proof she likes guns: In an interview with Stuff Magazine: Lately, she’s been spending her free time playing with her newest toy: a Mini-14 semiautomatic rifle. “I love the energy you feel when you shoot,” she says. “Some people get a little freaked out by it, but I am so into guns.”

12. Erin Gray
Where you’ve seen her: Silver Spoons, Magnum P.I., Buck Rogers in the 25th Century, any TV channel that only plays shows from the 70s and 80s.
Proof she likes guns: Erin has appeared at the “Shooting Stars Shine for Kids” charity event where celebs show children how to properly use firearms. Hopefully this event wasn’t held in downtown Newark, New Jersey, or it would’ve been the other way around.

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P. Diddy Cares About Celebrities

I’ve always said, really rich A-list celebrities have it pretty rough.  So, if you can do anything to make their lives easier, well, you’re doing God’s work. Usmagazine.com reports:

Sean “Diddy” Combs plans to launch a car service for A-listers too tipsy to drive after a night out, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

“After partnering with Ciroc vodka, he wants to make sure everyone’s partying responsibly,” his rep tells Us.

So, this is a car service for ONLY a-list celebrities to use when they’re drunk.  First of all, this is going to be really awkward when Daniel Baldwin tries to use it and the chauffeur is like “ooooh.  (Breaths in through his teeth) Hmmm, uh, I’m not really sure how to say this but…”

Secondly, and bear with me here, why is someone providing a car service for rich a-list celebrities?  These people shit money.  Are they so unbelievably f-ing retarded that they can’t dial a phone to call a cab like everybody else who makes 1/100,000,000 of their salary?  Maybe P. Diddy can partner with Charmin’s toilet paper and provide an ass wiping service.  How did P. Diddy make his fortune yet be this much of a stupid asshole?  All I can think, is that he had a surgery performed where doctors removed his brain and then filled his skull in with diarrhea.  I think that’s called a diarrhea-ectomy.  Actually, I guess that would be a procedure where they take out diarrhea.  I’m not even sure what I’m saying here I’m so fired up.  Anyway, I decided to do a prototype of what the car service should look like.

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