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6 Reality Shows That Need to Exist

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Reality TV is preposterous. It’s never been real, it’s clearly not going away and it just mocks us all the time. Mocks our apathy, mocks out stupidity, mocks the way we just won’t turn it off. And even if you do turn it off, and I turn it off, 1,…

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The Stories You’ll Hate in 2013

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Well it’s a brand new year and that means brand new stuff is going to happen, right? Wrong. Nothing new has happened since 1990 with the release of U Can’t Touch This which ushered in an era of white kids trying to rap.

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Tweets from Celebrity Pets

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Each and every day on Twitter you can read the thoughts or lack of thoughts of celebrities. We figured it’d be more insightful to check out what the pets of celebrities have to say, since they’re the ones with all the inside info. To the…

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25 Celebrities as Furries

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Fan art is a weird thing sometimes, makes you want to give your favorite celebrity a horse’s ass. But hey, some folks are into that. We’re pretty sure some of these pics came from DeviantArt, so you should check out the kids over there…

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25 Celebrities With Whom You Can Go on a Cruise

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Nothing beats a cruise – stuck at sea for days at a time with $20 beers, screaming kids and the ever present threat of the Kraken. But it’s all worthwhile if you shell out the bucks to cruise with your favorite celebrity! Assuming you…

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Bradley Cooper, ‘Sexiest Man Alive’, Photoshopped Onto Men That Are Not Sexy At All

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Oh, big f’ing deal! People Magazine named Bradley Cooper the sexiest man alive. I’m not attracted to men, but I guess if you’re into tall, super in-shape dudes with lots of confidence and money, then yes, Bradley Cooper is sexy. B…

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7 Depressing What Ever Happened Tos

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People love a good “what ever happened to” story, where you bring up a celebrity you haven’t heard from in 20 years and delight in what they’re up to nowadays. Are they still acting? Did they retire to a quiet life? Did they hit the heroin hard …

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25 Costumes of Real People

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Dressing up as a vampire or Sasquatch for Halloween is one thing, but there’s actually a new layer of creepy when you dress up as another person who already exists in the world and you’re just mimicking them thanks to their own Sasquatc…

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25 Cartoon Versions of Real People

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Everyone loves a celebrity guest appearance on a cartoon, that’s the only reason the Simpsons is still on the air. But they didn’t create the animated celebrity trend no sir. Let’s see who else got cartoony out there. Then toss…

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25 Shameful Celebrity Endorsements

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Celebrities have a lot of clout in our world and big business knows that. For that reason, you can now puzzle over what J.Lo is doing driving a Fiat, or enjoy a delicious Coke after watching American Idol. And since everyone wants an edge in busi…

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The Westboro Baptist Church’s Most Ridiculous Hate Quotes

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Our old friends at Westboro don’t just hate Steve Jobs, despite hating him from an iPhone. They hate all celebrities, countries, people and religions. Their schedule must be jam-packed with all that hate. If you thought their dig at Steve Jobs s…

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