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25 Celebrities as Furries

Fan art is a weird thing sometimes, makes you want to give your favorite celebrity a horse’s ass. But hey, some folks are into that. We’re pretty sure some of these pics came from DeviantArt, so you should check out the kids over there…

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25 Celebrities With Whom You Can Go on a Cruise

posted 01/12/2012
by Ian Fortey

Nothing beats a cruise – stuck at sea for days at a time with $20 beers, screaming kids and the ever present threat of the Kraken. But it’s all worthwhile if you shell out the bucks to cruise with your favorite celebrity! Assuming you…

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Bradley Cooper, ‘Sexiest Man Alive’, Photoshopped Onto Men That Are Not Sexy At All

posted 11/16/2011
by Jim Tews

Oh, big f’ing deal! People Magazine named Bradley Cooper the sexiest man alive. I’m not attracted to men, but I guess if you’re into tall, super in-shape dudes with lots of confidence and money, then yes, Bradley Cooper is sexy. B…

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7 Depressing What Ever Happened Tos

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by Ian Fortey

People love a good “what ever happened to” story, where you bring up a celebrity you haven’t heard from in 20 years and delight in what they’re up to nowadays. Are they still acting? Did they retire to a quiet life? Did they hit the heroin hard …

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25 Costumes of Real People

posted 10/25/2011
by Ian Fortey

Dressing up as a vampire or Sasquatch for Halloween is one thing, but there’s actually a new layer of creepy when you dress up as another person who already exists in the world and you’re just mimicking them thanks to their own Sasquatc…

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25 Cartoon Versions of Real People

posted 10/19/2011
by Ian Fortey

Everyone loves a celebrity guest appearance on a cartoon, that’s the only reason the Simpsons is still on the air. But they didn’t create the animated celebrity trend no sir. Let’s see who else got cartoony out there. Then toss…

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25 Shameful Celebrity Endorsements

posted 10/07/2011
by Ian Fortey

Celebrities have a lot of clout in our world and big business knows that. For that reason, you can now puzzle over what J.Lo is doing driving a Fiat, or enjoy a delicious Coke after watching American Idol. And since everyone wants an edge in busi…

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The Westboro Baptist Church’s Most Ridiculous Hate Quotes

posted 10/06/2011
by Ian Fortey

Our old friends at Westboro don’t just hate Steve Jobs, despite hating him from an iPhone. They hate all celebrities, countries, people and religions. Their schedule must be jam-packed with all that hate. If you thought their dig at Steve Jobs s…

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8 Celebrities Who Are Literally Insane

posted 09/27/2011
by Ian Fortey

Here’s another guest article by Nicholas Pell, who sometimes hides in celebrities’ closets We love Sly & the Family Stone, but the news that Sly is living in a van in Compton to avoid the FBI is too funny not to laugh. Sly is the la…

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25 Leaked Celebrity Cell Phone Pics

posted 09/15/2011
by Ian Fortey

Yesterday, Scarlett Johansson joined the ranks of numerous other celebrities who proved themselves to be just as smart as everyone else you know when she tool some naked photos of herself and then someone else found them and spread them around the …

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Celebrity Tweets Translated to and From Chinese

posted 09/07/2011
by Ian Fortey

One of the best things on the internet to someone best described as “immature” is an online translator, such as Babelfish. It’s a fun way to learn sexual innuendo in other languages but for the true scholar, it’s also an am…

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25 Celebrities as Furries

25 Celebrities With Whom You Can Go on a Cruise

Bradley Cooper, ‘Sexiest Man Alive’, Photoshopped Onto Men That Are Not Sexy At All

7 Depressing What Ever Happened Tos

25 Costumes of Real People

25 Cartoon Versions of Real People

25 Shameful Celebrity Endorsements

The Westboro Baptist Church’s Most Ridiculous Hate Quotes

8 Celebrities Who Are Literally Insane

25 Leaked Celebrity Cell Phone Pics

Celebrity Tweets Translated to and From Chinese

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