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6 Reality Shows That Need to Exist

Reality TV is preposterous. It’s never been real, it’s clearly not going away and it just mocks us all the time. Mocks our apathy, mocks out stupidity, mocks the way we just won’t turn it off. And even if you do turn it off, and I turn it off, 1,…

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8 Celebrities Who Are Literally Insane

posted 09/27/2011
by Ian Fortey

Here’s another guest article by Nicholas Pell, who sometimes hides in celebrities’ closets We love Sly & the Family Stone, but the news that Sly is living in a van in Compton to avoid the FBI is too funny not to laugh. Sly is the la…

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25 Leaked Celebrity Cell Phone Pics

posted 09/15/2011
by Ian Fortey

Yesterday, Scarlett Johansson joined the ranks of numerous other celebrities who proved themselves to be just as smart as everyone else you know when she tool some naked photos of herself and then someone else found them and spread them around the …

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Celebrity Tweets Translated to and From Chinese

posted 09/07/2011
by Ian Fortey

One of the best things on the internet to someone best described as “immature” is an online translator, such as Babelfish. It’s a fun way to learn sexual innuendo in other languages but for the true scholar, it’s also an am…

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25 Epic Celebrity Photobombs

posted 09/01/2011
by Ian Fortey

Photobombs are kind of fun normally, but if a celebrity takes time out of his day to ruin your photo well then, that’s worth a gallery.

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25 of the Most Bizarre NYSE Bell Ringers

posted 08/05/2011
by Ian Fortey

Now that the economy is fixed and we’re happy as all getout, it’s time to focus our attention on the New York Stock Exchange where pretty much any riff raff under the sun can ring those bells.

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6 Pretty Creepy Hollywood Couples

posted 07/22/2011
by Ian Fortey

Perhaps you’ve been enjoying/made uncomfortable by the ongoing circus that is B-list celebrity Doug Hutchison’s marriage to a 16 year old pod person. It’s quite the thing. But if being alive in 2011 has taught you nothing else, it’s that every cr…

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Antimatter Twitter: Tweets From an Opposite Universe

posted 06/09/2011
by Ian Fortey

Science recently mocked you and your beliefs once again by trapping antimatter in some kind of antimatter sock or whatever holds antimatter and poking it with a stick for a few minutes. That was paraphrasing, but you can check out the real story i…

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Why Lindsay Lohan Should Date the Staff of Holy Taco

posted 05/24/2011
by Ian Fortey

Lindsay Lohan has had what some might call a spotted history in the limelight. It’s spotted with feces. Feces best described as shit. It’s a train wreck and that train was hauling a inordinate number of boxcars full of shit and hobos who alrea…

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Hey MTV, We Got Your Jersey Shore Spinoffs Right Here!

posted 04/08/2011
by Jim Tews

Great news for those of you who were hoping to see more of the Jersey Shore cast members on television! (I’m addressing you here because there’s no way I’d speak to you in real life.) MTV has green lit spinoffs for Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Paul “DJ…

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25 Celebirites in Spirit Hoods

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by Ian Fortey

Two things you need to know about this gallery. First, spirit hoods are the latest fashion trend for people whose minds work in such a way as to suggest they should wear what looks like a hollowed out rat on their heads and second, we stretched th…

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Sheenism In The 21st Century: Charlie Sheen’s Philosophies Examined And Discussed

posted 02/25/2011
by Jim Tews

Welcome, students. Today I’m going to be walking you through and dissecting the words of one of America’s finest philosophers, Charlie Sheen. I’ll be taking what some considered the rantings of a crazy drug addict and putting them…

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6 Reality Shows That Need to Exist

8 Celebrities Who Are Literally Insane

25 Leaked Celebrity Cell Phone Pics

Celebrity Tweets Translated to and From Chinese

25 Epic Celebrity Photobombs

25 of the Most Bizarre NYSE Bell Ringers

6 Pretty Creepy Hollywood Couples

Antimatter Twitter: Tweets From an Opposite Universe

Why Lindsay Lohan Should Date the Staff of Holy Taco

Hey MTV, We Got Your Jersey Shore Spinoffs Right Here!

25 Celebirites in Spirit Hoods

Sheenism In The 21st Century: Charlie Sheen’s Philosophies Examined And Discussed

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