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Celebrity Cook Off’s Rejected Team List

OH MY GOOD FREAKING GOD! If you’re like me, you’re still sitting in a puddle of your own excited fluids after last night’s intense premiere of Rachael vs Guy Celebrity Cook Off. Season one featured luminaries like Coolio and Joey Fatone but this s…

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The Day I Met Shaggy

posted 12/12/2012
by Ian Fortey

I’d woken up late that cold, Monday morning. It was already 11, my alarm had forsaken me and left me to fail unmercifully all my day’s tasks. And fail I could not! For on this day I was to be off to a fabulous press junket where I would be able to…

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The Day I Met Nicolas Cage

posted 04/02/2012
by Ian Fortey

If you’ve followed my writing closely in the past, and you have for fear of punishment, then you are aware I have brushes with celebrities the same way hobos have brushes with sanity – those stark, unpredictable moments when sense almost creeps into…

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Betty White: A Celebrity You Can Trust

posted 08/19/2011
by Jim Tews

A recent poll has named Betty White the most trusted celebrity! Her public image is so positive, the very presence of her actually makes people feel warm and fuzzy inside! Now it’s only a matter of time before she ends up as a spokesperson fo…

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25 Crazy Celebrity Portrait Tattoos

posted 06/06/2011
by Ian Fortey

Portrait tattoos are a mixed bag, usually a bag of different kinds of crap. But if you need to have another human’s face plastered across your body, why not go for a celebrity? Another thanks to BME and the various artists who help people e…

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Humanitarian Taco: Amanda Bynes’s Dog Is Missing

posted 04/05/2011
by Jim Tews

Srsly Guyz, if you have some semblance of a normal life and you don’t scour celebrity gossip websites twelve hours a day, or follow Amanda Bynes on twitter like we do, then this will be news to you: Amanda Bynes’s dog is missing! The or…

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Holy Taco’s Lessons In How To Be a Modern Gentleman

posted 03/29/2011
by Jim Tews

World renowned fashion designer and filmmaker, Tom Ford, recently issued these five mandates for those who want to live like modern gentlemen. While we do respect Mr. Ford’s opinions and his desire to make the rest of us bourgeois, we find hi…

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MTV’s Teen Moms Love Making Permanent Mistakes, Like Having Babies and Getting Bad Tattoos

posted 03/28/2011
by Jim Tews

The young ladies on MTV’s “Teen Mom” series are clearly not fit for serious decision making. Let’s just disregard the choices they make when considering who’s genetics they think they should pass on. And let’s ig…

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Celebrities Tweet About President Mubarak’s Resignation

posted 02/11/2011
by Luis Prada

Today the free world celebrates along with our Egyptian brothers and sisters, as they have voiced their displeasure with a tyrannical government…and they have won. We watched history unfold before our very eyes, and we all took part in watching fre…

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Congratulations, Chris Brown!

posted 01/06/2011
by Jim Tews

So good news for Rihanna, Chris Brown recently completed a court-ordered domestic violence class. Way to go Chris! Now, thanks to some inside sources, we were able to find a transcription of Chris’s welcome letter:

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The Unexceptional Brotherhood of Unexceptional Brothers

posted 10/27/2010
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Hollywood thrives on cocaine and whores. Also nepotism. For the purposes of this article we’ll just stick with the nepotism aspect since it lends itself to the clever title we thought up. We all know about the famous brothers who have emba…

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Celebrity Cook Off’s Rejected Team List

The Day I Met Shaggy

The Day I Met Nicolas Cage

Betty White: A Celebrity You Can Trust

25 Crazy Celebrity Portrait Tattoos

Humanitarian Taco: Amanda Bynes’s Dog Is Missing

Holy Taco’s Lessons In How To Be a Modern Gentleman

MTV’s Teen Moms Love Making Permanent Mistakes, Like Having Babies and Getting Bad Tattoos

Celebrities Tweet About President Mubarak’s Resignation

Congratulations, Chris Brown!

The Unexceptional Brotherhood of Unexceptional Brothers

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