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Upcycle Your Broken Mobile Phone Parts into Survival Tools

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You know how sometimes when you go hiking you get attacked by a mountain lion or a clan of inbreds and you hurl your phone in a fit of ill-planned panic and now you can’t call for help and your phone is broken? Well don’t lost hope just …

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Get Your Cell Phones The Hell Out of the Movie Theater

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CinemaCon is a meeting held in Las Vegas where movie theater owners and movie industry types come together to talk about various aspects of the business of movies, from the latest technologies to the new and stupidly expensive junk food companies wi…

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Modern Nostalgia: Pagers and Beepers

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  Before cell phones became ubiquitous, people carried around small, black squares on their hips. These squares had little grey-green screens, very much like old Game Boys. Upon chirping out a piercing digital beep, the screen would light up, …

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Hold This Waggling Humanoid Cell Phone Close To Your Flapping Tongue

Hold This Waggling Humanoid Cell Phone Close To Your Flapping Tongue

We at Holy Taco like to keep you abreast of all the new technological innovations in the field of robotics, and we like to inform you on how they will eventually enslave and/or kill us all. The way we see it the robot uprising is inevitable, and we…

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Modern Sexism: The Call Me Panty

Modern Sexism:  The Call Me Panty

The entire staff at Holy Taco is up in arms today, thanks to an email we received alerting us to the existence of the Call Me Panty. It’s some gitch with a pocket in the front you can put your cell phone in, intended for ladies who want to p…

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Worried About an STD? Just Pee on Your Mobile Phone!

Worried About an STD? Just Pee on Your Mobile Phone!

When I was born, the only thing the telephone was good for, sexually speaking, was calling 1-900 numbers to engage in phone sex. Today, I can use my phone to watch pornography, look up the nearest brothels, and navigate to strangers’ homes fo…

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Shouldn’t We Be Beyond Dialing Wrong Numbers?

Shouldn’t We Be Beyond Dialing Wrong Numbers?

  I don’t know why, but I think with all of this wondrous technology that has developed over the years – particularly within the world of cell phones – why is it that people still dial wrong numbers? I know it’s a simpl…

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A Letter To The Person Talking Loudly On Their Cell Phone In Public

A Letter To The Person Talking Loudly On Their Cell Phone In Public

Hello, Person Talking Loudly On Their Cell Phone In Public I understand your call is important to you, but unless you’re currently trying to convince Dennis Hopper from Speed not to detonate the bomb on a bus lest a dozen people will die, the…

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Are Your Grandparents Sexting?

Are Your Grandparents Sexting?

  Sexting, or, "sex texting," is becoming a big problem among America’s teens. Luckily for parents, a lot of sites are posting some common sexting terms used by teenagers so they can keep tabs on what their children …

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Guy From Van Wilder Loves Scarlett Johansson’s Huge Rack

Guy From Van Wilder Loves Scarlett Johansson’s Huge Rack

When I was a kid, my Dad took me to the movie theater to see North, the movie where Elijah Wood hates his parents for some reason, and so he travels around the world visiting horribly stereotypical people in search of a foster family that will take…

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