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5 Flavors No One Needs to See in Cereal Again

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The cereal aisle at the grocery store is the closest thing to a Toys R Us you’ll see outside of an actual Toys R Us. It panders only to children with maybe one half of a rack reserved for cereal you, as an adult, don’t feel like an idiot purchasin…

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Five of Our Favorite Old School Cereal Commercials

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If you’re like the entire crew of man-child writers at HolyTaco.com, you’re probably eating a bowl of cereal right now. And there’s a real good chance it’s not your first or last bowl of the day. It’s a comfort food th…

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25 Just Awful Cereal Concepts

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Breakfast is an important meal, mom always said, when she was sober and coherent. It’s hard to take that advice seriously, however, when the manufacturers of cereal keep coming up with completely ridiculous crap like these brands. And if I …

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The Best Store on the Internet: CerealMarshmallows.com

The Best Store on the Internet: CerealMarshmallows.com

I have been on the internet literally since it began, assuming as I do it began the day I got my first computer around 1997 or so. I have seen stores that sell sock monkeys, stores that sell novelty lamps, stores that sell Russian brides and store…

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Failed Kids’ Breakfast Cereal Boxes

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Cereal is really expensive, considering what you get for your money.  It has to be expensive, though, because making cereal is an expensive process, and the business is ripe with rejected ideas. Breakfast Cereals are like Predator movies: for e…

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