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A Review of the Charlie Sheen-Less Two-and-a-half Men, Guest Article By Charlie Sheen

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As some of you worms may have noticed, last night’s season number who-gives-a-damn premier of Two and a half Men featured a significant lack of me. Something called an Ashton is attempting to fill the chasm of talent and wildebeest-like magn…

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Why Was Kate Walsh Roasting Charlie Sheen?

posted 09/20/2011
by Jim Tews

Why Was Kate Walsh Roasting Charlie Sheen?

We hope that you were all as bored and depraved as we are. If you are, then you definitely watched The Roast of Charlie Sheen on Comedy Central last night. The dais was full of really funny people, and convicted criminals that we now find funny. On…

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25 Tattoos for the Charlie Sheen Roast

posted 09/13/2011
by Ian Fortey

Comedy Central just filmed the roast of Charlie Sheen, which airs next week. The event featured comedy luminaries like Steve-O, Mike Tyson and William Shatner. In honor of this momentous occasion, here are 25 tattoos to celebrate Sheen and his pu…

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Holy Taco Helps Roast Charlie Sheen

posted 08/23/2011
by Jim Tews

It was inevitable, we all knew it was coming. Charlie Sheen lost his mind, then somehow righted himself enough to gain a ton of attention. He didn’t die like we thought he would, so I guess we can all go back now and laugh at how crazy Charli…

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6 People Who are Somehow Still Alive

posted 07/25/2011
by Ian Fortey

This past weekend Amy Winehouse died and ever since the internet has been abuzz with crass jokes and condolences. Holy Taco gave Ms. Winehouse more than her fair share of press time over the years and it wouldn’t be right to see her off without a …

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The Headlines You’ll Read The Day After Charlie Sheen Makes An Appearance at the Gathering of the Juggalos

posted 07/06/2011
by Luis Prada

That descriptive title above says it all. Charlie Sheen, the man that reached the status of ultra-famous by taking on the qualities of the coolest patient at the sanitarium, will, for some reason, join forces with the Insane Clown Posse and essenti…

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A Scene From Charlie Sheen’s New Sitcom

posted 06/28/2011
by Jim Tews

Well, it’s happening everybody. Charlie Sheen is working on a new sitcom. You saw it coming, you can’t do anything to stop it, and the psychological damage is permanent. Much like your parents’ divorce. According to inside reports…

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25 Storylines to Introduce Ashton Kutcher to Two and a Half Men

posted 05/13/2011
by Ian Fortey

So Ashton Kutcher is going to replace Charlie Sheen and if there’s a way you can watch a show even less than not watching it at all, we’re on it. Despite that, producers still need a way to transition the characters and, because Holy T…

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Two and a Half Men Finds a Fresh Audience

posted 05/03/2011
by Jim Tews

The recent chain of events surrounding the show Two and a Half Men has given people time to stop and think about how awful the show actually is. Which is why, we here at Holy Taco have taken it upon ourselves to find a fresh, young audience who can…

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5 Arguments That Destroyed Charlie Sheen’s Bid for Custody

posted 04/20/2011
by Ian Fortey

Charlie Sheen took his ex, Brooke Meuller, to court in a bid to get sole custody of their children. He lost. This is like learning that Jeffery Dahmer’s application to be a scout leader was rejected. That Amy Winehouse’s beauty salon isn’t turning…

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7 Better Things To Do With Simon Cowell’s Salary, Other Than Giving It To Simon Cowell

posted 04/13/2011
by Jim Tews

Simon Cowell, the jowly, sour face of American Idol as we know it, makes $208,000… PER DAY! He’s not even doing anything cool with that money. He’s been wearing the same three Brooks Brothers shirts since 2002. You could do a lot …

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A Review of the Charlie Sheen-Less Two-and-a-half Men, Guest Article By Charlie Sheen

Why Was Kate Walsh Roasting Charlie Sheen?

25 Tattoos for the Charlie Sheen Roast

Holy Taco Helps Roast Charlie Sheen

6 People Who are Somehow Still Alive

The Headlines You’ll Read The Day After Charlie Sheen Makes An Appearance at the Gathering of the Juggalos

A Scene From Charlie Sheen’s New Sitcom

25 Storylines to Introduce Ashton Kutcher to Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men Finds a Fresh Audience

5 Arguments That Destroyed Charlie Sheen’s Bid for Custody

7 Better Things To Do With Simon Cowell’s Salary, Other Than Giving It To Simon Cowell

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