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A Review of the Charlie Sheen-Less Two-and-a-half Men, Guest Article By Charlie Sheen

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As some of you worms may have noticed, last night’s season number who-gives-a-damn premier of Two and a half Men featured a significant lack of me. Something called an Ashton is attempting to fill the chasm of talent and wildebeest-like magn…

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7 People Most Likely to Exploit the Japanese Earthquake

posted 03/14/2011
by Jame Gumb

It’s only a matter of time before some asshole with an audience tries to exploit last week’s earthquake and tsunami in Japan. Within days (if not hours) of tragedies such as 9-11, Hurricane Katrina, and the Haitian earthquake, morons were busy leve…

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Holy Taco’s Video Game of the Day

posted 03/10/2011
by Ian Fortey

We considered giving you a video today, but then we learned about this game wherein you get to be Charlie Sheen in a Pope hat fighting a space Jew.

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Waiting for the Punch Line at the End of the Charlie Sheen Rollercoaster

posted 03/09/2011
by Ian Fortey

I decided about three days ago to stop writing about Charlie Sheen once it became abundantly clear his zany behavior was simply orchestrated for attention, the world’s most preposterous publicity stunt towards an end that probably doesn’t matter. …

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Charlie Sheen’s First 24 Hours on Twitter

posted 03/02/2011
by Jim Tews

Charlie Sheen has saturated the web since his recent series of meltdowns. It’s all too easy, and too entertaining to ignore. He’s only hurting hookers and himself, so what’s the problem with playing into his cries for attention. T…

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Charlie Sheen: Winner

posted 02/28/2011
by Ian Fortey

Listen, try to wrap your skull around this concept. I’ll have someone draw some pictures for you later if it’s too much for you, OK? I just won. Have you been on the internet? Newsflash, you’re on it right now. It’s in computers. It’s in me n…

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Sheenism In The 21st Century: Charlie Sheen’s Philosophies Examined And Discussed

posted 02/25/2011
by Jim Tews

Welcome, students. Today I’m going to be walking you through and dissecting the words of one of America’s finest philosophers, Charlie Sheen. I’ll be taking what some considered the rantings of a crazy drug addict and putting them…

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Our Valentine’s Gift To You: Two and a Half Men is Getting Its Season Cut Down

posted 02/14/2011
by Luis Prada

It’s no secret that we at Holy Taco are no fans of Two and a Half Men. We will occasionally and randomly poke fun at it in our articles for no other reason than because the show is terrible and yet it continues to exist. We also tend to poke fun at…

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17 and a Half Women: A Short List of Chicks Charlie Sheen Has Put Stuff In

posted 01/28/2011
by Jim Tews

Charlie Sheen is back in the saddle again, doing blow and banging porn stars. Allegedly. It was recently reported by TMZ that he was on a 36 hour bender with porn star Kacey Jordan, four other women, and a briefcase full of cocaine. I guess he gets…

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Incestuous Serial Rapist Josef Fritzl Loves ‘Two and a Half Men’

posted 11/02/2010
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Remember Josef Fritzl? Sure you do. He’s the Austrian family man who secretly kept his daughter locked in a dungeon for 24 years. During that time, he repeatedly raped and impregnated her, forcing her to have seven of his incestuous children,…

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How To Destroy A Hotel Room: A Guest Article By Charlie Sheen

posted 10/26/2010
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We all know that 9/11 was an inside job. Literally everyone knows that. Knowing this information can be a bit of a bummer. Sometimes you’ve just got to release some of this bummer all over people and inanimate objects – sometimes a hote…

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Charlie Sheen’s Hate Is Colorblind

posted 06/18/2008
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Model citizen and all-around awesome pal Charlie Sheen has been known to say a few bad words here and there. But since he’s so loveable, we tend to forgive him. But this time, Chuck may have gone a little too far in a voice message left for h…

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A Review of the Charlie Sheen-Less Two-and-a-half Men, Guest Article By Charlie Sheen

7 People Most Likely to Exploit the Japanese Earthquake

Holy Taco’s Video Game of the Day

Waiting for the Punch Line at the End of the Charlie Sheen Rollercoaster

Charlie Sheen’s First 24 Hours on Twitter

Charlie Sheen: Winner

Sheenism In The 21st Century: Charlie Sheen’s Philosophies Examined And Discussed

Our Valentine’s Gift To You: Two and a Half Men is Getting Its Season Cut Down

17 and a Half Women: A Short List of Chicks Charlie Sheen Has Put Stuff In

Incestuous Serial Rapist Josef Fritzl Loves ‘Two and a Half Men’

How To Destroy A Hotel Room: A Guest Article By Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen’s Hate Is Colorblind

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