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17 SFW Photos of Brett Rossi, Charlie Sheen’s Ex-Porn Star Fiancé

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It will be the fourth marriage for Sheen, who has caught lots of attention for dating porn stars and publicly trashing his exes. So good luck, Brett, you’ve got your work cut out for you.

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7 Better Things To Do With Simon Cowell’s Salary, Other Than Giving It To Simon Cowell

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Simon Cowell, the jowly, sour face of American Idol as we know it, makes $208,000… PER DAY! He’s not even doing anything cool with that money. He’s been wearing the same three Brooks Brothers shirts since 2002. You could do a lot …

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7 People Most Likely to Exploit the Japanese Earthquake

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It’s only a matter of time before some asshole with an audience tries to exploit last week’s earthquake and tsunami in Japan. Within days (if not hours) of tragedies such as 9-11, Hurricane Katrina, and the Haitian earthquake, morons were busy leve…

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Holy Taco’s Video Game of the Day

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We considered giving you a video today, but then we learned about this game wherein you get to be Charlie Sheen in a Pope hat fighting a space Jew.

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Waiting for the Punch Line at the End of the Charlie Sheen Rollercoaster

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I decided about three days ago to stop writing about Charlie Sheen once it became abundantly clear his zany behavior was simply orchestrated for attention, the world’s most preposterous publicity stunt towards an end that probably doesn’t matter. …

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Charlie Sheen’s First 24 Hours on Twitter

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Charlie Sheen has saturated the web since his recent series of meltdowns. It’s all too easy, and too entertaining to ignore. He’s only hurting hookers and himself, so what’s the problem with playing into his cries for attention. T…

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Charlie Sheen: Winner

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Listen, try to wrap your skull around this concept. I’ll have someone draw some pictures for you later if it’s too much for you, OK? I just won. Have you been on the internet? Newsflash, you’re on it right now. It’s in computers. It’s in me n…

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Sheenism In The 21st Century: Charlie Sheen’s Philosophies Examined And Discussed

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Welcome, students. Today I’m going to be walking you through and dissecting the words of one of America’s finest philosophers, Charlie Sheen. I’ll be taking what some considered the rantings of a crazy drug addict and putting them…

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Our Valentine’s Gift To You: Two and a Half Men is Getting Its Season Cut Down

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It’s no secret that we at Holy Taco are no fans of Two and a Half Men. We will occasionally and randomly poke fun at it in our articles for no other reason than because the show is terrible and yet it continues to exist. We also tend to poke fun at…

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17 and a Half Women: A Short List of Chicks Charlie Sheen Has Put Stuff In

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Charlie Sheen is back in the saddle again, doing blow and banging porn stars. Allegedly. It was recently reported by TMZ that he was on a 36 hour bender with porn star Kacey Jordan, four other women, and a briefcase full of cocaine. I guess he gets…

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Incestuous Serial Rapist Josef Fritzl Loves ‘Two and a Half Men’

Incestuous Serial Rapist Josef Fritzl Loves ‘Two and a Half Men’

Remember Josef Fritzl? Sure you do. He’s the Austrian family man who secretly kept his daughter locked in a dungeon for 24 years. During that time, he repeatedly raped and impregnated her, forcing her to have seven of his incestuous children,…

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How To Destroy A Hotel Room: A Guest Article By Charlie Sheen

How To Destroy A Hotel Room: A Guest Article By Charlie Sheen

We all know that 9/11 was an inside job. Literally everyone knows that. Knowing this information can be a bit of a bummer. Sometimes you’ve just got to release some of this bummer all over people and inanimate objects – sometimes a hote…

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