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Charlize Theron Doesn’t Need Your Pictures

Charlize Theron Doesn’t Need Your Pictures

I have this cousin, and when he was little he was kinda chubby and everyone thought he was adorable, and they’d ask him to do this little dance that he did, and then afterward they’d give him candy. After a while, he’d totally ha…

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Taco Belle: Charlize Theron

Taco Belle: Charlize Theron

Age: 32 Where you’ve seen her: She was ugly in Monster, hot in Aeon Flux, ugly in North Country, hot in Cider House Rules and ugly in Children of the Corn III. I’m just kidding, I didn’t see Children of the Corn III. Tantalizing t…

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