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The 5 Best Poor Foods No Money Can Buy

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I’ve probably written on most kinds of foods at one time or another – the best tacos, wings, shit you can buy at the dollar store, drinks, candy and chips, but today I write about food as a public service. Cheap food. Value food! Food you can buy…

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The Holy Taco $5 Contest

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It’s been a while since we ran a contest on the site and our philanthropic nature is eating at our innards like a hobo eating at innards. You, who come here every day to enjoy our writing, galleries and our profit-sharing phone sex empire deserve …

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18 Halloween Costume Alternatives For The Poor And Lazy

18 Halloween Costume Alternatives For The Poor And Lazy

Our Halloween guest article is by C. Coville, Betty Cameron and Andrew Bailey.  They are funny peoples and will not shave your back. So you’re looking for a costume to wear this Halloween, but you’re too cheap and/or indolent to mak…

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6 Things that Suck at the Ghetto Mall

6 Things that Suck at the Ghetto Mall

Malls date back to the 1700s and were, probably, totally kick ass back then. There wasn’t a Hot Topic to be seen, mall walkers had yet to be invented and the foul, sugary stench of Cinnabon was mostly overshadowed by the foul, sugary stench …

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Cheap Alternatives

Cheap Alternatives

A recent industry report suggests that, in lieu of the current economic recession, people are shying away from expensive alcohol and bars and choosing instead to drink cheap liquor at home.  That’s why we’ve created this helpful Gui…

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7 Beers That Sound Expensive But Aren’t

7 Beers That Sound Expensive But Aren’t

A Very Special Guest Article by Casey O’Donnell   Two things are undeniably true: people are incredibly poor these days, and girls will not sleep with poor dudes.  With this in mind, we’ve compiled a list that will make you loo…

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How To: Enjoy a Strip Club on $30

How To: Enjoy a Strip Club on $30

Strip clubs are a lot of fun, but they manhandle your wallet like syphilis treats your genitals: it’s a blast while you’re inside, but the long-term effects can be devastating.  Luckily, we’ve devised a simple way for you to p…

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Crappiness is Recession-Proof

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