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A Comprehensive List of Tiger’s Mistresses

A Comprehensive List of Tiger’s Mistresses

If you’re surprised by all the recent news regarding Tiger Woods and his menagerie of sluts, try to remember this: Tiger’s been obsessed with golf his whole life, which means that in high school he never got laid at all, so obviously he…

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Oh, Look! A Tiger Woods Flash Game!

Oh, Look! A Tiger Woods Flash Game!

  Do you find yourself wondering how it feels to be a world-famous golfer trying to outrun your homocidal wife while she’s trying to bash your brains in with the tool of your trade? Well now you can find out, with this Tiger Woods flash …

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How To: Ruin a Relationship in 3 Easy Steps

How To: Ruin a Relationship in 3 Easy Steps

Y’know how sometimes you have an awesome, attractive girlfriend who genuinely likes you, is an excellent cook, laughs at all your racist jokes, and loves all of the same things that you do?  And you know how whenever you find yourself in …

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Flowchart To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Flowchart To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Girlfriends are a lot like volcanoes: they’re fascinating and mysterious, and at any time they can explode and completely blow your head off.  I might be confusing volcanoes with those collars from the movie Scanners.  Anyway, here&…

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When Morning Show Prank Calls Go Bad

When Morning Show Prank Calls Go Bad

  This is why you should never use a public forum to play a prank on your wife…particularly if she’s a dirty, dirty whore.     Hot Chicks Eating Hamburgers (Break) Lily Allen Gets Topless (TotallyCrap) Svetoslava Simenova…

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