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How to Tell if You’ve Been Cheated On

How to Tell if You’ve Been Cheated On

There have been little hints for a while now. Mysterious hang ups when you answer the phone. Repeated calls from the same number. She’s working late more and more often. And every so often, late at night, you roll over and you’re pre…

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A Flowchart to Determine If You Can Get Away With Having a Mistress

A Flowchart to Determine If You Can Get Away With Having a Mistress

If Tiger Woods has taught us anything, it’s that having a mistress is tough work.  That’s why we’ve decided to create this handy flowchart to help you determine if you’ll be able to get away with it:  

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Flowchart To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Flowchart To Determine If Your Girlfriend Is Cheating On You

Girlfriends are a lot like volcanoes: they’re fascinating and mysterious, and at any time they can explode and completely blow your head off.  I might be confusing volcanoes with those collars from the movie Scanners.  Anyway, here&…

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You’ve Been Caught Cheating – How To Deal With It?

You’ve Been Caught Cheating – How To Deal With It?

 Relationships are difficult things to navigate through, and sometimes, for whatever reason, one person will cheat on the other.  In these instances, there’s really only one course of action.  Lying.  But, there are two dif…

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Craigslist: The Samantha Haberkorn Coffee Table

Craigslist-Samantha-Haberkorn-Coffee-Table

I wonder if they sell this line at Ikea?     submitted by P. Straub  

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Facebook Fun: When Your Girlfriend Finds Out You’re Cheating On Her

Facebook Fun: When Your Girlfriend Finds Out You’re Cheating On Her

  We already posted one awesome Facebook posts this week, so here’s one more. In this example, a guy’s girlfriend logged into his Facebook account and saw a lovey-dovey message from another girl. And so she decided to respond……

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John Edwards’s Mistress Plays One On TV?

John Edwards’s Mistress Plays One On TV?

When I was in second grade I got caught cheating on my second grade girlfriend. She was sick that day with chicken pox and I decided to make this other girl in class my coloring partner for the day, which is basically the second grade equivalent o…

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