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Spreadable Things That Shouldn’t Be Spreadable

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Some foods are naturally spreadable, like butter, or peanut butter, or apple butter. Other foods have been forced into spreadability to appease mankind’s epic sloth. And not like a real sloth, because an epic sloth would be cool, I mean that in th…

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The Krazy Kraft Kuisine Kontrivance

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It recently occurred to me that Kraft makes both Miracle Whip and Mac and Cheese, two foods that depress me to no end. Miracle Whip was invented as some kind of mayo knock off and tastes nothing like it, it just looks the same and I don’t even know…

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5 Cheeses That Need to Be Made

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Cheese making is probably pretty simple. I’ve never endeavored to make much cheese, but I have tried once. I made some homemade marscapone. It tasted kind of like off yogurt. But the point is I did it and could probably do it again. Cheese was…

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It’s Moldy Cheese Day

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If you look hard enough you can find out that pretty much every day is something day. National Underpants Day, Kiss a Hobo Day, Rub One Out on Luke Perry’s Coat Day and today, October 9th, is Moldy Cheese Day. Did you celebrate yet?!?

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Do Not Upset This Panda

Do Not Upset This Panda

Holy Taco’s Incoherent Notes From Our Viewing of Oprah’s Final Show

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After 25 years, Oprah Winfrey ends her juggernaut of an afternoon talk show today. While many middle aged women will miss their daily dose of health and beauty tips presented by underage hooker mothers that survived African civil wars (Ed. Note: we…

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Say Cheeeese…hrrrrddddddd

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This Is Bacon-Wrapped Macaroni And Cheese Meatloaf

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Van Halen Somehow Even Cheesier

Van Halen Somehow Even Cheesier

For those of you not versed in the rock God lyrics of David Lee Roth, you might not recognize this deli cheese found in New York the other day. Instead of saying “Havarti” or “Cheddar,” these are the lyrics to Halen’s …

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