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An Idiot’s Guide to Chicago Violence

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Almost everyone that doesn’t live in Chicago is wrong about it.

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Fond Memories of Five Classic Cafeteria Foods

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I think we all get a little sentimental when someone brings up tater tots, or offers us a fruit cup for desert. I consider myself somewhat of a conniseur of government-funded cafeteria food. Only the most sensitive palate would know the difference …

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The Case of the A.C. Slater Smasher

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“I just don’t like Slater” — That’s the reason a Chicago man gave for smashing a picture of Saved By The Bell’s famous singlet sporting ladies man. Long story short, the guy was drunk, in a bar and he ripped a fr…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Chicago Pizza Vs New York Pizza

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  If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff like which type of pizza is better. Here’s what it sounds like when when we do both at the same time.     The Drunke…

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Watch Out Chicago, It’s “Snowmageddon ’09″

Watch Out Chicago, It’s “Snowmageddon ’09″

  Isn’t it nice to see Chicago have a sense of humor about giant natural disaster that was bearing down on them? Imagine if New Orleans news stations trotted out a graphic of a giant ocean demolishing the Lower 9th Ward during "Floo…

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