Inner Monologue of a Single Guy at the Grocery Store

January 25th, 2010 | 04:13 pm
Inner Monologue of a Single Guy at the Grocery Store

Okay, it's Monday night.  Most of the people going grocery shopping on a Monday night are single, and I don't think I'm the only one that understands this.  You can also go shopping on Thursday night if you're single, but...

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