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Inner Monologue of a Single Guy at the Grocery Store

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Okay, it’s Monday night. Most of the people going grocery shopping on a Monday night are single, and I don’t think I’m the only one that understands this. You can also go shopping on Thursday night if you’re singl…

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Horizontal Stripes Make You Look Fat

posted 01/22/2010
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Those are Very Nice…Gun…

posted 12/30/2009
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Chicken Beatboxer Chick

posted 12/18/2009
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This girls chicken impression is so good, the fat girl in the back’s mouth actually starts watering towards the end. It’s not nice to tease fat people like that,especially when there’s an audience. This Guy Kno…

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The History of Boob Jobs

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Boob jobs are a wonderful thing. They offer pleasure, enjoyment, and amusement that the whole family can enjoy. A good boob job can brighten your day with a tingly sensation in your balls, and a bad boob job can tickle your funny bone to no en…

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The Hottest Babes in Christmas Movies

posted 12/14/2009
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Holiday movies are consistently filled with Christmas imagery, uplifting stories, and hot babes. You have to be careful though, because the babes in holiday movies always have some faults. We’ve outlined the pros and cons of some of the …

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Sexy Fail

posted 12/13/2009
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I’d still do her.

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How To: Score at the Office Christmas Party

posted 12/10/2009
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Company Christmas parties are about sharing a love for Christ with your co-workers, as well as finding someone to rub genitals with. Since our company christmas party is tonight, we’ve decided to show you how to do the latter: St…

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Seriously. Google Search Humantauria.

posted 12/03/2009
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A User’s Guide to Boob Terminology

posted 11/19/2009
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There are thousands of different words for boobs, but how do you know what term is appropriate for the situation you’re in? Luckily, we’ve spent a lot of time talking about boobs, and we’ve created a handy User’s Guide …

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