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Chicken and Watermelon: Understanding Hate through Lunch

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If there’s one thing we like to do at Holy Taco, aside from desperately seeking attention, it’s get under people’s skin. This is total insider stuff, but 9 times out of 10 if someone posted a negative comment on an article, we weren’t so stupid as…

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25 Chicks Who Aren’t Afraid of Salmonella

25 Chicks Who Aren’t Afraid of Salmonella

You’ll notice we didn’t say "hot" chicks in the title of this – you try to find 25 pictures of hot girls being gross with chicken, man.  It ain’t easy.  Anyway, in celebration of the nationwide salmonella …

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The Journey to Find the 5 Best Chicken Wings on Earth

The Journey to Find the 5 Best Chicken Wings on Earth

Chicken wings are delicious and manly, we know this because flightless birds died to satiate our hunger for their useless limbs by the plateful. Vegetarians weep every time a Monday 25 cent wing night rolls out and, frankly, that’s OK. But …

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Chicken Beatboxer Chick

Chicken Beatboxer Chick

  This girls chicken impression is so good, the fat girl in the back’s mouth actually starts watering towards the end. It’s not nice to tease fat people like that,especially when there’s an audience.    This Guy Kno…

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Hey, I Found Your Cock!

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Hot Girls in Sports Costumes (TotalProSports)   The Slutty Halloween Costume Song (Break)   Natural Hangover Cures (MadeMan)   Nascar Drivers Who FAIL at Normal Driving (AllLeftTurns)   Jimmy Fallon Goes 80′s (ScreenJunkies…

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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Fat Man Without Chicken

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Fat Man Without Chicken

Fat Guy Screams for McDonald’s Chicken – Watch more Funny Videos   Getting between a fat man and his chicken is like getting between a mother bear and her cubs.    Sideline Hottie Suffers a Concussion [video] (TotalProSpor…

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Put Down The Accordion And Take The Giant Chicken’s Sandwich Dammit

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The Saddest Pit Bull Birthday Party Ever

The Saddest Pit Bull Birthday Party Ever

I haven’t been to many pit bull birthday parties in my life, but I can pretty safely say that this would clasify as a sad one. First, none of his pit bull friends showed up. Second, the only other animal that is there is a chicken, who is doi…

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A Moment Of Silence For Colonel Sanders

A Moment Of Silence For Colonel Sanders

The next time you stop by your local KFC for a heaping helping of deep fried chicken parts, you will also have the choice of getting your bird a bit healthier. According to CBC.ca: Kentucky Fried Chicken customers will be greeted eventually by ligh…

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