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5 Terror Alerts for Picking Up Chicks

5 Terror Alerts for Picking Up Chicks

Terror alerts have fallen by the wayside in recent years as we’ve proved ourselves to be safe from everything. But man, they were a real comedy chestnut a few years ago, so why not dust them off again?  

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Chicks Squeezing Fat Cocks

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8 Stores That Should Be In Every Mall

8 Stores That Should Be In Every Mall

For many people today, their local shopping mall takes the place of the town squares of ancient societies.  Malls are a place to shop, mingle, and run into people that you don’t really want to talk to, and then try not to make eye contact…

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25 Girls With Pigtails

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Pigtails are awesome. Not only do girls look totally hot wearing them, but Willie Nelson rocks them on a regular basis.  

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25 Sexy Girls on a Boat Pics

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They’re on a boat. They’re on a boat. Take a good hard look at the motherf*ckin’ boat.  

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25 Hot Chicks Giving You The Finger

25 Hot Chicks Giving You The Finger

This might be the most realistic gallery we’ve done to date.  

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25 Hot Guitar Babes

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Guitar legend and inventor, Les Paul, died today at the age of 94. He was best known for developing the solid-body electric guitar, so, in honor of him, we’ve put together a gallery of 25 smoking hot guitar babes.   

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What Her Drink Really Says About Her

What Her Drink Really Says About Her

You can tell a lot about a girl by what she’s drinking, but sometimes that beverage that she’s sipping, chugging, or slurping down may not be sending the message that she thinks it’s sending.  Here’s What Her Drink Reall…

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Sexy Girls Summer Round-Up

Sexy Girls Summer Round-Up

  If anyone is opposed to us posting a montage of super-hot chicks today, just raise your hand and we won’t post it…okay, I don’t see anyone’s hand up.  That could be because this is the internet, but it’s mo…

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Smokin’ Hot Chicks – A Gallery

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On Monday cbsnews.com ran this article which stated that a new poll suggests 41 percent of Americans would support legislation to legalize it. On Tuesday, Esquire.com ran this interview with Massacheusetts Congressman Barney Frank, one of the lawmak…

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Even the Sad Boy Carebear is Hot

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