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The EZ Baby Saver: The Stupidest Weapon Against Leaving Kids In Hot Cars Ever

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How “colorful rubber” is supposed to equal “oh shit, that babbling ur-human I sired is getting toasty” is beyond me, and nobody can offer a decent answer. This is probably because they’re too busy fawning over this supp…

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Holy Taco Bad Book Club: The Tushy Book

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The Tushy Book is a (so, so awkward) celebration of derrieres, quite often naked ones. The authors designed their book to be an innocent and non-pervy romp, but thanks to their many illustrations of children in their underwear (or less), oh dear God…

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The Amazing World of Judith Vigna

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Children’s books generally fall into one of three categories; they’re either goofy and pointless, simplistic versions of adult stories or they’re education disguised as entertainment. Nearly any kids book you can think of can be categorized in thos…

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Names You Must Avoid for Your Child

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Naming a child isn’t as simple as getting wasted and just yelling a few random syllables at a baby. If it was, my name would still be Jesus No. In fact, a lot of thought should go into naming a child; it’s a label they have to carry with them fore…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – How to Beat up a 6 Year Old

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – How to Beat up a 6 Year Old

Ever wanted to beat up a 6 year old? Sure ya have.

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25 New Ways Kate Gosselin can Exploit Her Kids

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Well, it’s a tough nugget to swallow but TLC has finally cancelled Kate Plus 8, it’s delightful program that followed mother of the year Kate and her 8 children minus the father that got booted out of the show after a divorce a year or two back. …

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5 Arguments That Destroyed Charlie Sheen’s Bid for Custody

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Charlie Sheen took his ex, Brooke Meuller, to court in a bid to get sole custody of their children. He lost. This is like learning that Jeffery Dahmer’s application to be a scout leader was rejected. That Amy Winehouse’s beauty salon isn’t turning…

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5 Shattered Childhood Dreams

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Kids aren’t super geniuses, unless they’re those creepy super genius kids that you shouldn’t trust because they’re eerie and weird. But for the most part, when you were a kid, you probably did a lot of dumb stuff. I once pooped in a bathtub. Not…

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Parenting Tip: If You’re Going to Breastfeed Your Six-Year Old, Don’t Talk About It with a Major British Newspaper

Parenting Tip: If You’re Going to Breastfeed Your Six-Year Old, Don’t Talk About It with a Major British Newspaper

Like most “Internet writers,” I was raised by an overbearing mother. She was needy, overprotective, and, as you’d imagine, she insisted on breastfeed me until I was fourteen. And while there’s a lot of unresolved issues betw…

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5 Ways to Keep Your Kids From Going Gay

5 Ways to Keep Your Kids From Going Gay

Author Janice Graham is releasing a book on a very important topic: gay kids. Specifically, how to keep your kids from going gay. With chapter titles like “Me Tarzan, You Jane,” the book gives parents helpful advice on teaching their ch…

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