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The Amazing World of Judith Vigna

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Children’s books generally fall into one of three categories; they’re either goofy and pointless, simplistic versions of adult stories or they’re education disguised as entertainment. Nearly any kids book you can think of can be categorized in thos…

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Names You Must Avoid for Your Child

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Naming a child isn’t as simple as getting wasted and just yelling a few random syllables at a baby. If it was, my name would still be Jesus No. In fact, a lot of thought should go into naming a child; it’s a label they have to carry with them fore…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – How to Beat up a 6 Year Old

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – How to Beat up a 6 Year Old

Ever wanted to beat up a 6 year old? Sure ya have.

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25 New Ways Kate Gosselin can Exploit Her Kids

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Well, it’s a tough nugget to swallow but TLC has finally cancelled Kate Plus 8, it’s delightful program that followed mother of the year Kate and her 8 children minus the father that got booted out of the show after a divorce a year or two back. …

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5 Arguments That Destroyed Charlie Sheen’s Bid for Custody

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Charlie Sheen took his ex, Brooke Meuller, to court in a bid to get sole custody of their children. He lost. This is like learning that Jeffery Dahmer’s application to be a scout leader was rejected. That Amy Winehouse’s beauty salon isn’t turning…

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5 Shattered Childhood Dreams

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Kids aren’t super geniuses, unless they’re those creepy super genius kids that you shouldn’t trust because they’re eerie and weird. But for the most part, when you were a kid, you probably did a lot of dumb stuff. I once pooped in a bathtub. Not…

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Parenting Tip: If You’re Going to Breastfeed Your Six-Year Old, Don’t Talk About It with a Major British Newspaper

Parenting Tip: If You’re Going to Breastfeed Your Six-Year Old, Don’t Talk About It with a Major British Newspaper

Like most “Internet writers,” I was raised by an overbearing mother. She was needy, overprotective, and, as you’d imagine, she insisted on breastfeed me until I was fourteen. And while there’s a lot of unresolved issues betw…

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5 Ways to Keep Your Kids From Going Gay

5 Ways to Keep Your Kids From Going Gay

Author Janice Graham is releasing a book on a very important topic: gay kids. Specifically, how to keep your kids from going gay. With chapter titles like “Me Tarzan, You Jane,” the book gives parents helpful advice on teaching their ch…

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Poop Chute

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2010 Superbowl Commercials   Cameltoes Galore! (TotalProSports)   The Chicago Beer Tour (MadeMan)   Krista Voda Hotness (AllLeftTurns)   Your Loose Cannon Partner 101 (ScreenJunkies)   The MMA Fightpicker Game! (Cagepotato) …

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They’re The Dead Ones Lying In The Gutter

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Childrens’ Letters To God About Dead Celebrities

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A lot of famous people have been dying lately, and even more people have been talking about famous people dying lately, including little kids in elementary school.  In our society, kids aren’t considered a trusted source of commentary on …

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