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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – How to Beat up a 6 Year Old

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by Ian Fortey

Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – How to Beat up a 6 Year Old

Ever wanted to beat up a 6 year old? Sure ya have.

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25 New Ways Kate Gosselin can Exploit Her Kids

posted 08/16/2011
by Ian Fortey

Well, it’s a tough nugget to swallow but TLC has finally cancelled Kate Plus 8, it’s delightful program that followed mother of the year Kate and her 8 children minus the father that got booted out of the show after a divorce a year or two back. …

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5 Arguments That Destroyed Charlie Sheen’s Bid for Custody

posted 04/20/2011
by Ian Fortey

Charlie Sheen took his ex, Brooke Meuller, to court in a bid to get sole custody of their children. He lost. This is like learning that Jeffery Dahmer’s application to be a scout leader was rejected. That Amy Winehouse’s beauty salon isn’t turning…

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5 Shattered Childhood Dreams

posted 03/07/2011
by Ian Fortey

Kids aren’t super geniuses, unless they’re those creepy super genius kids that you shouldn’t trust because they’re eerie and weird. But for the most part, when you were a kid, you probably did a lot of dumb stuff. I once pooped in a bathtub. Not…

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Parenting Tip: If You’re Going to Breastfeed Your Six-Year Old, Don’t Talk About It with a Major British Newspaper

posted 12/09/2010
by Jame Gumb

Like most “Internet writers,” I was raised by an overbearing mother. She was needy, overprotective, and, as you’d imagine, she insisted on breastfeed me until I was fourteen. And while there’s a lot of unresolved issues betw…

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5 Ways to Keep Your Kids From Going Gay

posted 10/08/2010
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Author Janice Graham is releasing a book on a very important topic: gay kids. Specifically, how to keep your kids from going gay. With chapter titles like “Me Tarzan, You Jane,” the book gives parents helpful advice on teaching their ch…

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Poop Chute

posted 02/01/2010
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2010 Superbowl Commercials Cameltoes Galore! (TotalProSports) The Chicago Beer Tour (MadeMan) Krista Voda Hotness (AllLeftTurns) Your Loose Cannon Partner 101 (ScreenJunkies) The MMA Fightpicker Game! (Cagepotato) …

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They’re The Dead Ones Lying In The Gutter

posted 11/13/2009
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Childrens’ Letters To God About Dead Celebrities

posted 06/30/2009
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A lot of famous people have been dying lately, and even more people have been talking about famous people dying lately, including little kids in elementary school. In our society, kids aren’t considered a trusted source of commentary on …

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7 Signs That You’re an Adult

posted 06/10/2009
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If you’re a Jew or a Mexican girl, there’s a specific day where you officially become an adult. For everyone else, becoming a grown-up is a gradual process, and most of the time you don’t realize that you’ve become an a…

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Holy Taco’s Video of the Day – How to Beat up a 6 Year Old

25 New Ways Kate Gosselin can Exploit Her Kids

5 Arguments That Destroyed Charlie Sheen’s Bid for Custody

5 Shattered Childhood Dreams

Parenting Tip: If You’re Going to Breastfeed Your Six-Year Old, Don’t Talk About It with a Major British Newspaper

5 Ways to Keep Your Kids From Going Gay

Poop Chute

They’re The Dead Ones Lying In The Gutter

Childrens’ Letters To God About Dead Celebrities

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