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8 Words You Can’t Say On The Internet In China

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China sounds like a hellhole. Pollution, dictatorship, mass suicides in factories – it’s like a paradise for those that enjoying being oppressed. This hellholiness even bleeds in to China’s internet culture, specifically on Weibo, China’s vers…

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Updating China’s Hilarious Population Control Slogans!

posted 02/28/2012
by Jim Tews

In China, most couples are only allowed to have one child. Sure, there’s a few exceptions, but for the most part, average folks are only allowed a single offspring. As an American, it’s oddly unsettling to hear something like that. Your…

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There Is A Village In China Named Dog Sh*t

posted 01/23/2012
by Luis Prada

Your chance to visit one of the most poorly named villages in the world will soon some to an end! Act now! Be one of the last people to visit Dog Shit Village in China’s Guizhou province before it is renamed!

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China’s Predator Drone Knock-Off Explodes, Like All Chinese Knock-Offs

posted 09/07/2011
by Luis Prada

Attention Americans!: We no longer have to fear China possibly taking over America! For so long we have known that all Chinese people from China are well versed in the ninja arts and can run across the ocean, not needing battleships and submarines …

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Be Afraid: China Has Developed Deadly Exploding Watermelon Technology

posted 05/18/2011
by Luis Prada

Folks, it’s no secret that the Chinese are plotting an extravagant and deadly scheme to kidnap the state of Massachusetts and hold it for ransom in an effort to get back all the money America owes them. But for quite some time the manner of the tak…

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I Envision One of These In Every Home By The Year 2013

posted 04/29/2011
by Jim Tews

I Envision One of These In Every Home By The Year 2013

Well, this “sperm retrieval machine” is one good thing about China. They have a serious over population problem there. I assume this machine is their answer to that problem.

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China Bans TV Shows About Time Travel

posted 04/15/2011
by Luis Prada

China’s all sorts of stupid. We all know that. But the Chinese government recently banned all TV show plots that involve time travel, fantasy, and basically anything that requires an imagination to create. Really, though, “banned” is too strong a w…

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How To Make An Epic Chinese Traffic Jam Even Worse

posted 08/23/2010
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If you’ve been alive at any point today, you’ve probably come across a news story about a traffic jam in China. This traffic jam, however, isn’t your normal traffic jam. This is like the Great Wall of China of traffic jams. On a h…

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Chinese Media Rips Off Holy Taco

posted 08/05/2010
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China went blackface on us. Everyone in the office today is super pissed. For many moon now, we’ve been the go-to website for tasteless photoshops of celebrities. Steve Buscemi with tits? Gary Coleman as a zombie? Sarah Jessica Pa…

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China’s Hairiest Man Is Recording An Album

posted 03/04/2009
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Running a blog is pretty fun. Each day I wake up and wonder what the Internet has in store for me. Today, when I woke up, I didn’t expect to write the headline, "China’s Hairiest Man Is Recording An Album." But then I d…

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8 Words You Can’t Say On The Internet In China

Updating China’s Hilarious Population Control Slogans!

There Is A Village In China Named Dog Sh*t

China’s Predator Drone Knock-Off Explodes, Like All Chinese Knock-Offs

Be Afraid: China Has Developed Deadly Exploding Watermelon Technology

I Envision One of These In Every Home By The Year 2013

China Bans TV Shows About Time Travel

How To Make An Epic Chinese Traffic Jam Even Worse

Chinese Media Rips Off Holy Taco

China’s Hairiest Man Is Recording An Album

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