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The 6 Worst Chocolates Ever

Usually I try to stray from personal pieces in my writing, unless it’s an article about Fleshlights and I assume you’d all be interested in knowing what my wang is up to. But this one, I feel, is an important educational piece, a public service, if…

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25 Awesome Chocolate Sculptures

posted 02/01/2012
by Ian Fortey

One time I held up two peanut butter cups and pretended they were nipples. This stuff is a little more advanced.

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Australia Investigates Red M&Ms Bullying Tactics and Its Effect On Children. No, Seriously.

posted 08/10/2011
by Luis Prada

With the world falling apart, it’s good to know that there is a group of people in this crazy place called Earth that spent two months “investigating the social interactions on talking M&Ms in commercials”, as this article from Australia’s News…

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“I’m Going To Eat Your Face”: A Letter To My Chocolate Easter Bunny

posted 04/22/2011
by Luis Prada

It’s seems as though it’s that special time of the year again, my darling. It’s that time of year that I unwrap you from your foil-y confines and consumes you. It’s a time of great joy for many, as they celebrate the resurrection of their lord and …

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Mama! I Made a Baby Ruth! Chocolate?

posted 01/13/2010
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School Pride 9/11 FAIL (TotalProSports) Your First GF Will Ruin You (MadeMan) I Can Haz Nascar (AllLeftTurns) NBC Gets The Shaft (ScreenJunkies) BJ Penn Gets Amped Up (Cagepotato) 13 Signs From ForeignLand (Supertr…

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Dude, Da Hip Hop Easter Bunny

posted 04/13/2009
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Music Is Better For You Than Chocolate Or Wine

posted 09/18/2008
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Other crap to look at: Jennifer Aniston’s big fat Greek ass (drunkenstepfather) She’s not happy that you can see her dumper (DonChavez) Give alms to Charity Hodges (gorillamask) Cop gets viciously beaten by suspect (nothingtoxic) The ol…

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The 6 Worst Chocolates Ever

25 Awesome Chocolate Sculptures

Australia Investigates Red M&Ms Bullying Tactics and Its Effect On Children. No, Seriously.

“I’m Going To Eat Your Face”: A Letter To My Chocolate Easter Bunny

Mama! I Made a Baby Ruth! Chocolate?

Dude, Da Hip Hop Easter Bunny

Music Is Better For You Than Chocolate Or Wine

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