Everyone Watched The Patriots Suck

I must say, that was one of the better Super Bowls I’ve watched. And apparently, I’m not the only one who watched it. ESPN.com reports:

The New York Giants’ thrilling win over New England was the most-watched Super Bowl ever with 97.5 million viewers, a total that is second only to the M*A*S*H* finale audience, Nielsen Media Research said Monday.

I did some research and found that in both the finale of M*A*S*H* and this year’s Super Bowl, the story line involved Tom Brady choking.

Oh that’s right! I went there! I went there via photoshop!

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The Only Sex I Like is of the Choking Variety

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I used to think I enjoyed the occassional perverted deviance in the bedroom. Then I saw the Internet and realized that the ol’ fashioned doggystyle hairpull doesn’t cut it with some people. If you can only get off when someone chokes the shit out of you with their thighs, maybe it’s time to take a step back and get some perspective on your life. Nah, fuck it. Just get a Thighmaster and a video camera.

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