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An Open Letter To Chris Brown On The Subject of Shutting Up

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by Luis Prada

Hello Mr. Brown, Firstly, f*ck you. You beat a woman with your fists. F*ck you.

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Congratulations, Chris Brown!

posted 01/06/2011
by Jim Tews

So good news for Rihanna, Chris Brown recently completed a court-ordered domestic violence class. Way to go Chris! Now, thanks to some inside sources, we were able to find a transcription of Chris’s welcome letter:

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Totally BS Profile of Jasmine Sanders

posted 06/28/2010
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Against all odds, R&B singer and expert woman beater Chris Brown has landed a new girlfriend, smoking hot model Jasmine Sanders. As if that’s not enough of a recovery from his recent downfall, if last night’s BET Awards…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament: Elite 8

posted 03/28/2009
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There were some big blowouts in the round of Sweet 16, but the biggest news story is Al Sharpton continued his cinderella run with a big win over Glenn Beck. Will he make it to the Final Four? Your votes will decide. Click here to se…

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2009 Douchebag Tournament: The Sweet 16

posted 03/27/2009
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We had our closest matches yet yesterday, with a few games being decided by less than one percentage point (Coulter over O’Reilly, Francis over Mozilo and Trump over Thain) and a few other really close ones (Kanye over Cruise and PacMa…

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