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4 Preposterous Halloween Alternatives

It’s that time of year again, when we pay for candy we give to strange children who are disguised so we don’t even know who egged our house. Awesome tradition! Yes, everyone loves Halloween, except for all those foolish, misguided people who don’…

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Drunken Argument Friday: Worst Thing to Get In Your Trick-or-Treat Bag

posted 10/23/2009
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If there’s one thing we like to do more than drink, it’s argue about really important stuff, like what’s the crappiest thing you could get in your trick-or-treat bag on Halloween: Pennies, or Jesus Pamphlets? Here’s w…

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A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow

posted 10/21/2009
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Flowcharts are a great way to make sense out of confusing scenarios, and there’s no scenario that’s more confusing than trying to figure out what religion you should follow. That’s why we’ve created this helpful f…

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Good Christian Girl

posted 09/17/2009
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If There’s 1 Thing Jesus Hates More than Computers, It’s Old People

posted 08/12/2009
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Jessica Lowndes Cleavage (TheDailyFix) Over 100 Beer Bong Babes (Coed) Robot Chicken Girl Toys (AdultSwim) Kid Mails Himself And Fails (LemonDrop) Zip Line Testicle Destruction (EvilChili) The Worst Products Of All…

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And Jesus Said Unto the Faith Tones: “Aw Hell Naw!”

posted 08/10/2009
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Christina Cavallari Bikini Pics (TheDailyFix) Miss Coed August ’09 (Coed) Breast Feeders Of The World Unite! (LemonDrop) The 5 Cirlces Of Comic Hell (Cracked) The Dumbest Cop Ever (EvilChili) The U.S. Citize…

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How To: Make a Christian Horror Movie

posted 07/22/2009
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Christian movies and Horror movies seem like they’re on opposite ends of the film spectrum, but we’d like to think that, with a little forward-thinking, we could make a pretty awesome Christian horror movie that could appeal to the blood…

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God Makes People Crazy

posted 07/09/2009
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via Everything is Terrible (one of the best sites on the internet) This video features a massive congregation of crazy Christians doing what they do best: going crazy. I definitely stood behind the second guy that gets sma…

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Ef You, People Down at the Music Center!

posted 07/01/2009
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There’s really nothing I can say that would do this video justice, so I’m just going to make a quick list of elements that I would expect from an Absolutely Outrageous Christian Public Access Video Clip: 1. A Creepy …

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This Billboard Refers To One Of Jesus’ More Obscure Miracles

posted 05/20/2009
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“C Me Dance” Is A Movie Everyone Needs To See

posted 03/31/2009
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I’m not totally sure what this is about, but it looks like God gave some girl cancer and then "chose her" to do something or other. And that pissed off the devil, who shows up to kick her ass, only to be sent back to hell thr…

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4 Preposterous Halloween Alternatives

Drunken Argument Friday: Worst Thing to Get In Your Trick-or-Treat Bag

A Flowchart to Determine What Religion You Should Follow

Good Christian Girl

If There’s 1 Thing Jesus Hates More than Computers, It’s Old People

And Jesus Said Unto the Faith Tones: “Aw Hell Naw!”

How To: Make a Christian Horror Movie

God Makes People Crazy

Ef You, People Down at the Music Center!

This Billboard Refers To One Of Jesus’ More Obscure Miracles

“C Me Dance” Is A Movie Everyone Needs To See

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